Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for May 25, 2023

First, swallow Pmm’s dumbphone. Then extract it by tearing yourself a new one.

And what, pray tell, do you suppose it was that “Crankshaft’s” creators expected readers to be imagining the strip’s protagonist is doing at this point in time?

How am I suppose to do the Sudoku puzzle?

As yesterday….not the same!

There are no absolutes. Some of these arcs are more endless than others.

In the absence of Funky Winkerbean, some of these characters are my heroes.

You don’t.

Oh it is hard to conform to digital when your used to clipping things out of the paper. This is where a good printer is needed.

All to much…newspapers and bathrooms go together…it’s a tradition!

Let’s hope he sanitizes his phone afterwards.

Cut and paste! Geez, I’m about as old as you are, and even I know that!

And you can’t wipe with your phone if there’s no T.P.!

always like to keep my tickets from key ballgames i went to now thanks to online tickets i cant

Crankshaft: And how am i supposed to wipe my bum with this after i read it?!

Been on the road a couple days, just caught up… why does Pmm look so happy handing Krankus her phone, given that it will at best be flushed before the end of the week? (Let’s not even think about “at worst”).

Haha! XD