Close to Home by John McPherson for May 04, 2023

no Tootsie Rolls in the Zen garden!

Could be more interesting if she had a chinchilla!

Zen and now.

Just don’t knock over the Torii gate, fellas.

I like gardens now and zen.

Zen it will happen.

Her Zen Garden is their Zen Litter Box.

Easiest way to encourage a sample for the vet, if you know what I mean.

Really? Poop jokes first thing in the morning?! Okay, I’ll play… but I’ll keep it clean.

So the other cat says: “Don’t bother… she just steals it everyday!”

OK, Bleeb. Watch out for the cats as you move into position.

Zen is Zen, and now is now.

That garden needs a dome!

They will fill it with “modern art” and a pool that will dry up fast.

Every once in a while John McPherson goes from his normal very funny to brilliant…Thanks.

I don’t have the patience for Zen. Let’s go fishing instead. (Irony, no?)

Just what are you hoping to find in-her-pees?

Zen Happens.

Party poopers I see

Well at least she does have a rake handy to clean up the mess.

They are both fulled with eager anticipation.

I hope the cats don’t blame it on Bleeb! Hiya Little Alien Dude! (Don’t leave any toilet paper behind!)

:)

Cats always mistaking Zen gardens for their litter box, more’s the shame but the mrs’s gotta have rocks in her head, cause they are not in the Zen garden where they should be…

Save the cats a walk to the kid’s sandbox.

Why I do not have a Zen Garden.

I have a bad feline about this.

Cats and Zen do not mix, no matter what you cat people think.

Look at the silly human, scratching when she didn’t leave anything to cover up!

Reminds me of the Zen hotdog stand, where they’ll make you one with everything.