Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 27, 2023

And Dechickens have delays.

Hey, demands gotta do what demands gotta do.

And de corn!

But it’s secure, they have defence.

I thought it was a rat all this time.

Defeat goes over defense before details

And it will also have defenders (also known as de mudguards).

And deducks and degoats and desheep.

Later on, some will be detasseling de corn.

I decided not to debate all the “de’s”, so I’m gonna detract myself, debark and detour to another comic.

(Ralph’s a limb rat!)

Ol’ McDonald had de farm…

But only in Italy.

And de stupid jokes.

…and de all live, down on de-farm! !

De___________!

( fill in de blank )

Duck for President! https://www.getepic.com/audiobook/15939519/duck-for-president

And de shickens lay de eggs…

Ralph’s humming Fool for the City.

My teacher asked my to make up a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail.

When a horse jumps over defence defeat go first then detail.

I will not be de-turd from laughing.

Don’t forget decomedians.

and deshovels…

Very un-delightful … and maybe a racial slur

All these people scratching around for “de” words with which to make a lame joke are simply despicable!

One must not forget deshovel

Ralph likes DE BRIE.

And the rooster crows for delight.

And de old farmhouse standing next to de new farmhouse…(or maybe that’s just here…?)

Goats. Where’s de goats? Gotta have de goats.