The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 08, 2023

looks like someone turned him over and poured him out…

He’s been identified as T. Potts.

Polly, put the kettle on…

The witnesses’ description suits the suspect to a tea.

I’d ask around to see if there are any missing persons at the Egyptian embassy.

You should’ve heard him shout!

The victim was a perv. He was showing his spout to everyone.

I would think there was a heated event as I heard the victim was steamy and shouted.

Took me a while! “Here is my handle, here is my spout”!

Sir Thomas Lipton and Earl Grey had a fatal quarrel. Trouble had been brewing for years between the (tea for) two.

It was Lipton on the sidewalk with a Cozie!

Alas Mrs. Potts, the final episode of “Murder She Wrote”

LMAO!

He was left carrying the bag!

I finally figured it out, the victim’s name was Gumby.

Took me a second.

Tip him over

Looks like he was the Victim, not the Perp, however…

“I’m a little teapot Short and stout…”

Maybe he got into a fight with the itsy bitsy spider over who gets to use the faucet.

Is that his spout???

The perp got him to the boiling point.

I hope they didn’t wait oolong to get to the scene.

If you see him, just whistle!

Pour one out for the victim

He’s a little teapot! He drowned in his teapee!

Short and spout.

Good one, Scott!

The victim was a Norseman named Leif. They haven’t found the perp yet, but they’ve put out a dragnet for guys named Herb.

And why is the theme to Jeopardy playing?

And walking like an Egyptian…

And he was playing the Jeopardy theme song.

Definitely trouble brewing.

He had a very long right arm.

I am sooo humiliated to admit, I had to Google this one. I seem to be severally deprived and disadvantaged in the nursery rhyme department. ( :^(

So they didn’t get a handle on the perpetrator?

It’s a… Tale as Old as Time… (wrong tea pot?)

Graphi consequences to spilling the tea.