Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 22, 2023

Bongo bongo bongo

I don’t wanna leave the Congo

Oh no no no no nooooo

I want a turn!

Hey, check it out. I can get different notes by hitting different spots.

“I don’t wanna work – I just want to bang on Marigold all day…”

Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum-bum bongos!

Phoebe’s musical calling isn’t piano, it’s percussion.

Most hindquarters make good drums.

Add an “R” to “BAP” and you would get the sound my hindquarters often make.

Turn your butt around, love to hear percussion!

Phoebe is using Marigold’s buns to make baps.

Phoebe is easily amused!

Poor Mari is getting a bum rap!

I have done that with a cow, they usually give me the same look Marigold is giving Phoebe. It is like they are saying “what are you doing to my butt back there”.

I suppose you make the day for a lot of furries.

Bum bum bum bum…

Is Phoebe about to get a lesson on consent?

Dinner music?

I recognize this rerun.

I don’t have a joke, I just like saying “fetlocks.”

Okay Phoebe, now play Preston Epps “Bongo Rock” and follow with Sandy Nelson’s “Teen Beat”.

According to my research, the Purdue Big Bass Drum is the biggest drum in existence. In the PaHU universe, it is the second-biggest drum in existence, being topped by Marigold’s—

(My lawyers have advised me not to finish the joke.)

Marigold is feeling the beat.