Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 11, 2023

Dis must be the place to do that!

Pepto Bismol for dessert.

“CLEAR!!!” ~ ZAP ! ~ “Start CPR”

Sooo, dis and dat everyday, it’s a wonder Dave can pay!

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What about the other 364 days? Do you eat stuff somebody else wants?

Soon, Dis Orderly will be helping you into a hospital bed.

Lettuce review your diet plan.

I had pancakes and bacon for breakfast.

This is timely…last night I dreamed I was eating a huge platefull of fettuccine Alfredo – a HUGE no-no on my carb-restricted diet! #DiabeticProblems

Give me a “whatever you want” – with fries – to go …!

Can you write a note to my Doctor? I don’t think he’ll believe me.

How is this night different from every other night?

I’m into fitness… fit’ness pizza into my mouth

Must be Pass Over. Is the dog Jewish?