Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 16, 2023

Chubby chasers

My wife likes fat guys so much, she made me one!

And Amazon women tolerate short stubby green monsters, too!

Gary has the additional problem of all storied immortals: he will out last the the other, unless he turns her and in that case she may get the blood-lust and abandon him. Nothing for him to do but greet the morning sun.

Fat guy who wears lots of red… annoyingly jolly all the time… bit of super powers… immortal… has pointy-eared staff… does all his work at night… hmmm… where have I heard this before?

Gary seems to be well off. He has a house and his own henchman…what more could a prospective bride ask for?

They are out there…..

Maybe a woman will get a flat and mistakenly call Gary for his well-known spare tire.

Love bites. :)

So does Leo.

“I’m not fat; I’m big-fanged.”

I’m not sure many women dig FAT guys, but many of them will overlook being fat if you’re really rich or a celebrity.

Lucky us!!

Being an undead vampire is not so much a relationship barrier, but being overweight is. Shapeshifter Sheila doesn’t seem to mind either.

Takes one to know one, eh Leopold? But you have viciously cute going for you, Gary just has, um…. What Does Gary have going for him? A reserved table at the donut shop?

What is Gary, anyway?

Gary’s problem might be he is hung like a bat……

I found a few that dig fat guys. Fat guys that can cook, fix their cars and hold a job, but still…

Gary needs a sense of humor. Chicks dig that. :)

Leopold is squarely on target. Flab gets noticed faster than fangs….