The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 18, 2023

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    Ah yes, Brutus, no news is good news so watch something else.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Turn the TV off is the better choice.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, maybe South Park is on another channel.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 2 years ago

    What news is he watching? Inflation is down, stocks are up, looks like sunshine through at least October, and, yeah, the Warriors lost to the Leakers.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’d love rain to happen, I finally mowed a few places on my lawn. I have tractor but the electric push was all I needed. Please rain!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Nightly News, the original reality show.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Brutus lives in Toronto?

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    Gandalf  almost 2 years ago

    Better yet, do what John Prine suggested: Blow up the TV…

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the Anne Murray song A Little Good News.

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    perhaps to something funny. :D

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    rhpii  almost 2 years ago

    Now call Gladys on your cell and have her bring you some munchies.

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    I think I’ll tune to the Forum channel.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-hZhr2k2hk

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Brutus knows .

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The stocks, which I have little of, may be down, but the bonds are up. I just added another hiyield CD to my savings. And yes, I have 27 stations I can switch to.

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    l3i7l  almost 2 years ago

    Change the channel to some show you really don’t care about… and take a pre-bedtime nap.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 2 years ago

    Brutus has things correct!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Brutus is on the ball!

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    And thank goodness for our ability to do so. I myself prefer movies as my escape from reality. Goot movies with a bowl of popcorn goes great together. Though the ultimate escape is a good book …

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    Patriot Dissenter   almost 2 years ago

    Yep. That’s what the Biden administration is hoping you’ll do. Go Disney+!

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    bigheadx Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Gas down twenty cents a gallon in LA, eggs back to pre-avian flu prices, Trump still loses and Lakers whacked the Warriors. The fake news is from MAGAts and Ron DePsycho.

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    After the nightly news log on to gocomics.com.

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    Neat '33  almost 2 years ago

    Brutus can CHANGE said channel, but all that B.S. is on those too!

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    assrdood  almost 2 years ago

    On the good news front – the Walmart in my area has a dozen x-large eggs for $1.38 this week. The jumbos are going for $1.54.

    Beats the almost $5.00 price of a few months ago.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Sounds like a born loser kind of day.

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    CorkLock  almost 2 years ago

    Think of the remote as a calorie counter. 100 clicks, one calorie burned. Go get em Brutus.

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    Buckeye67  almost 2 years ago

    Regardless of any adversity, our boy Brutus always seems to finds a way to see the bright side of life, but then again he has had a lot of practice.

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    Brian Fink  almost 2 years ago

    GILLIGAN!!!

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    Little Caesar  almost 2 years ago

    “Fail Army” – make you feel good about yourself.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Hey Brutus you can also shoot the thing like Elvis did!

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Is that the English cannel by any chance?

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Very good Chip, tight, no where to go and funny, I got a laugh out of it, so thanks ..

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Turn off the TV, let Kewpie take you for a walk. Kewpie at least will be very happy.

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