The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 18, 2023

Ah yes, Brutus, no news is good news so watch something else.

Turn the TV off is the better choice.

Yeah, maybe South Park is on another channel.

What news is he watching? Inflation is down, stocks are up, looks like sunshine through at least October, and, yeah, the Warriors lost to the Leakers.

I’d love rain to happen, I finally mowed a few places on my lawn. I have tractor but the electric push was all I needed. Please rain!

The Nightly News, the original reality show.

Brutus lives in Toronto?

Better yet, do what John Prine suggested: Blow up the TV…

Reminds me of the Anne Murray song A Little Good News.

perhaps to something funny. :D

Now call Gladys on your cell and have her bring you some munchies.

I think I’ll tune to the Forum channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-hZhr2k2hk

Brutus knows .

The stocks, which I have little of, may be down, but the bonds are up. I just added another hiyield CD to my savings. And yes, I have 27 stations I can switch to.

Change the channel to some show you really don’t care about… and take a pre-bedtime nap.

Brutus has things correct!

Brutus is on the ball!

And thank goodness for our ability to do so. I myself prefer movies as my escape from reality. Goot movies with a bowl of popcorn goes great together. Though the ultimate escape is a good book …

Yep. That’s what the Biden administration is hoping you’ll do. Go Disney+!

Gas down twenty cents a gallon in LA, eggs back to pre-avian flu prices, Trump still loses and Lakers whacked the Warriors. The fake news is from MAGAts and Ron DePsycho.

After the nightly news log on to gocomics.com.

Brutus can CHANGE said channel, but all that B.S. is on those too!

On the good news front – the Walmart in my area has a dozen x-large eggs for $1.38 this week. The jumbos are going for $1.54.

Beats the almost $5.00 price of a few months ago.

Sounds like a born loser kind of day.

Think of the remote as a calorie counter. 100 clicks, one calorie burned. Go get em Brutus.

Regardless of any adversity, our boy Brutus always seems to finds a way to see the bright side of life, but then again he has had a lot of practice.

GILLIGAN!!!

“Fail Army” – make you feel good about yourself.

Hey Brutus you can also shoot the thing like Elvis did!

Is that the English cannel by any chance?

Very good Chip, tight, no where to go and funny, I got a laugh out of it, so thanks ..

Turn off the TV, let Kewpie take you for a walk. Kewpie at least will be very happy.