Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 23, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He’ll bear his soul.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    That’s something to chew on.

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    He’s not into fish or berries.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Another vegan heard from.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    In his world, everything is black and white!

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Eh not get bamboozled by his talks!

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Hope he doesn’t just have a quick bite, pull out a gun and fire it, then disappear…

    (Referencing a very old Panda joke.)

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago

    Well, it’s either bamboo or snow – take your pick!

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Panda bears are hard for some bears to bear – especially if you bearly know them.

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    Spence12 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If grizzlies, pandas and polar bears were all put together in a zoo, would they get along?

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    wongo  almost 2 years ago

    Better than talking about “Who does it in the woods”

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    ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Pandas are adorable.

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    Guido San  almost 2 years ago

    He’s not a big fat panda – he’s THE big fat panda…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Once all his friends arrive, it’ll be sheer pandamonium.

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    sallyseckman  almost 2 years ago

    We Bare Bears!

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Very funny, I got a good laugh out of this…

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    “And I hope he likes talking about fish.”

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    jr1234  almost 2 years ago

    Bamboo pie, Bamboo with eggs Bamboo with SPAM

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    Talk about “bamboo”? I’d rather roll (in?) it.

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    ars731  almost 2 years ago

    We bare bears: The real story

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    He’s going to show pictures of ALL the great bamboo he’s eaten in the last two weeks. And quote the YELP reviews.

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