B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 02, 2023

Kardashiosaurus

Why does he look like he’s got one stuck up his nose?

How about T. horosaurus?

Troutpoutasourus?

Dino-Cher

Haha

Thor is IN perpetuity? I thought Thor was in Asgard.

Generous.

Goofysaurus?

Any relation to the dorkfish? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz-MmVJz75E

Sillysaurus!

Celebs with children…

There will be much rejoicing when that one goes extinct.

Ah yes, the inimitable Dorkasourus.

It’s the Lippus Augmentus!

Clumsyosauras Exwifeous.

MickJaggernatosaurus?

T-rain Rex.

We found the origin of Myrtle Urkel…

A Dilophosaurus with lip injections?

That’s such a rare and precious dinosaur that when discovered, it’s fossilized lips will provide natural botox sought after by everyone in Hollywood

We call him King Of Our Fair’s Kissing Booth.

Saury About That.

An Uglisaurus.

Jaggerolophus

Obviously a Margorie Taylor-Greene Thingus! A Dotard Dropping!

This one’s tyrannothorus, that one is a stegothorus….

Liverlipasaurus…..

MickJaggerasaurous.

Mega lips.

Clumsysaurus Wrecks