Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 28, 2023

This quacked me up.

well well well …. it’s nice to see someone who has lower standards in the job market rather than Andy

Wouldn’t you know, a ginger…

… almost a story with pigeons …

FREE THE ELDO’S !!!!!

a Sunday double featuring Young Dennis, he got ducked!

So, young Dennis is now keeping company with other Quacks?

A box of quackers.

I’d be suspicious of anyone who calls himself “Honest”. Honestly!!

“Honest” Harry is the equivalent of Google’s “Don’t Be Evil” motto.

Andy realizes that Dennis “isn’t the sharpest tool in the box” because Dennis failed a job interview accidentally whereas Andy would have failed it deliberately.

So, we have ‘pigeons’, but not really…. But at least the writers know Andy knows…. More attempts at alliteration, but the Honest Harry only works if Dennis has an accent that says ‘arry… (It’s not about the first letter; it’s about the first accented sound, and all vowels alliterate with each other, all beginning with a glottal stop.) Free Eldos!!!!!!

and if it quacks like a pigeon… Hey! Wait a minute.

Has Dennis Dingle realized that HE was the pigeon?

Andy seems to have lost his touch – on making a touch on Dennis for a quick pint…!

At least Dennis has all his ducks in a row.

If it looks like a Duck, Acts like a Duck, must be a Pigeon.

I don’t know how much pigeons go for, but surely he got the better deal, getting six ducks?

Quack….quack….

Well Dennis, he does sell to people like yourself.

Pigeons don’t quack, kid!

Used car dealers

Wait! Andy knows what a toolbox is?

Free ƹʅɗʘ and ƹʅɗʘ in Thƹ Futurƹ!

what a delirious chump Dennis is there

Your ‘pigeons’ just answered that for you Dennis, he’s a quack.

QUACK!!!! He got the short stick, “Honest” Harry got the money.

I hope he likes duck eggs.

Anyone else remember when Andy had pigeons? Always brought them the numerous times he was leaving Flo.

Yes, Dennis is a bit of a ‘bird brain’.

Well, isn’t that just ducky?

Young Dennis has apparently never heard the old adage, “Don’t buy a pig in a poke.”

Those “pigeons” aren’t all they’re quacked up to be.