Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 28, 2023

Cottage cheese and crackers in my whoscow Mooscow and Jell-O® in shoe. Free to feel funny.

Funny you should say that.

“Something funny”

— done

Replace the right side of the second frame with a GIF of Gerard Butler screaming “THIS…IS…SPARTA!!!”

Easily solved w/an equation.

x-y=fa.

Funnier minus can’t equals funny.

See in funnies.

Is that one of the Frog App Laws?

Finally, someone who sees the truth!

FA is springboard to commentary. More like a high dive with a two and half gainer into a dry pool.Flooding you with information.

Hang the rules.

You must pay the rent!

I can’t pay the rent!

You must!

I can’t!

You must!

Step aside fair lady, I’ll pay the rent!

MY HERO!

Possibly erudite, vaguely thought-provoking, mildly emotionally stimulating, lame yet somewhat witty, but never funny!!

I have a confession.

I don’t know how to photoshop.

(but I am GREAT at non sequiturs)

https://youtu.be/t44DzL1nEnc

What we have hyar …

is a failyar to komm-you-nicate …!

Rarely have I seen a joke so in need of a following rim shot.

It’s instinctive

…the perfect meta FA strip

dump

Frog Applause, the punchline of Lame.

Of course not. Every educated Froglandian knows that Frog Applause is not a “comic strip” sensu stricto, but rather a profound Dadaist commentary on Life whether quotidian or uniquely special, Relationships of all kinds, and Stuff that doesn’t fit the ordinary categories, framed in a cartoon-art format. Sometimes it’s even humorous, but at all times it is challenging and inspiring. What a hoot!

Oblique is not just a direction in Frog Applause.