Clay Jones for June 05, 2023

Stairway to Maga? Call Led Zeppelin. (Love the sippy cup anyway).

Trump is a friend of the pizza rat? (OMG)

Cute. I have no idea if the orange mistake actually uses such a thing… probably he’d only move between levels on an really-oh truly-oh elevator. If for no other reason than the difficulty of fitting his butt onto that thing.

But it is exactly that sort of double-think (aka “self delusion”) that characterizes the whole MAGA troop.

It must be the first time he’s used the thing. The motor hasn’t burned out.

I see the picture of Boris BUT …… where are the pictures of Fearless Leader & Natasha??!!

/SHMIRK/

Staiway to maga is a downward spiral staircase

Even with my magnifying glass I can’t make out what’s on his sippy cup. Anybody?

going after Biden for tripping while ignoring the fact that trump could barely walk down a slight incline, typical right wing noise

Does Boris Badenov know Drumpf has his picture on a wall?

If you remember, back at the very start of the trump disaster, he came down an escalator to the applause of his PAID ACTORS…even THEN he couldn’t waddle down a flight of stairs, much less up one.

Eagerly waiting to be inspired by The Furious Felon‘s perp walk.

Mr. Badenoff looks … embarrassed.

fusilier

James 2:24

Does anyone know if the BLOB has a dwelling with stairs?

Florida is flat. His super deluxe high class most elegant p-house in NYC wouldn’t have one. It has an escalator to haul his fat @ss up/down.

Note the ‘’Boris Badenov’’ photo, but no Natasha?

Love it! Meece’s pic on the wall…

Tubby Tubby, two by four couldn’t get through the kitchen door!

Just proves Joe is human. The jury is still out on the Orange Stain Skidmark.

Joe is a spry 80 and is out and about doing his job everyday. He’s going to have a stumble from time to time. What did D rump do most of the time? Watch tv and play golf from a cart. This was the same guy who had trouble drinking a glass of water with two hands. Couldn’t navigate a 5% incline and claimed he had the wrong shoes on. When was the last time D rump could see his own toes without someone showing him a picture of them?

Says the guy who can’t walk down a ramp.

’We’re on indictment watch’: MSNBC analyst drops bad news for Trump as grand jury reconvenes

According to MSNBC analyst Ken Dilanian, the fact that the grand jury convened by special counsel Jack Smith will reportedly reconvene this week after weeks of new revelations about Donald Trump’s mishandling of documents should have everyone watching for possible indictments sooner than later.Appearing on “Morning Joe,” Dilanian put the MSNBC panel and Donald Trump on notice that “we’re on indictment watch.”

Trump would immediately move to ‘secure autocratic power’ in second term: Former GOP DOJ official

Former Republican Justice Department officials are sounding the alarm that a second term for Donald Trump would spell disaster for the rule of law — and could shatter the anti-autocratic guardrails that held in his first term, reported The Guardian on Monday.“Former DoJ officials, some Republicans and academics say that if Trump becomes the Republican nominee and is elected again in 2024, he would most likely appoint officials who would reflexively do his bidding, target dissenters he deems part of the ‘deep state’ and mount zealous drives to rein in independent agencies,” reported Peter Stone.

I’d love to see trump ride a bike for a mile.

I would think a rich guy like him would have an elevator. I’ve seen them in big homes.

Joe gets sandbagged. But Trump has never stepped on his tie. He has, however, often put his foot in his mouth.

Any Olympic gymnast can trip over something that he doesn’t notice (but of course he might well stick the landing…..) For the Godawful Obsolete Party to make a big deal out of Biden tripping while ignoring YEARS of objective reality about Traitor Trump’s lousy physical, mental, and emotional health is, dare I say it, sickening!

Charles Laughton did it better in 1957

I’m old enough to remember a spry, former college athlete named Gerald Ford tripping and falling a lot…

And hilarious Saturday Night Live Chevy Chase reenactments.

Researcher hired by Trump campaign seemed ‘amazed’ at ‘shoddy’ theories he was asked to investigate

“The emails from Block to Trump’s campaign show in detail that many of the theories — more than a dozen in total — being pushed by Trump’s team were erroneous, and Block explains the research he conducted,” the Post writes, citing unnamed sources. “A person with knowledge of dozens of the emails said that Block at times seemed to be amazed at the theories he was being asked to pursue, along with the shoddiness of the methodology that others had used.”

Trump currently faces a slew of legal problems, including a civil lawsuit over allegedly fraudulent business practices from New York Attorney General Letitia James; criminal charges related to his hush-money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels; two different investigations into his efforts to illegally remain in power after losing the 2020 election to President Joe Biden; and an investigation into his decision to stash top-secret government documents at his Mar-a-Lago resort.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-crimes-2660953168/

Having sprained my ankle several times because I didn’t notice sn obstacle when I was under 30, I can’t get too excited by Biden tripping.

Flood in Mar-a-Lago security room treated as suspicious by classified document investigators

An employee at former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago country club flooded a room containing the facility’s security log computers while draining the pool last October, – and prosecutors consider it suspicious, reported CNN on Monday. “While it’s unclear if the room was intentionally flooded or if it happened by mistake, the incident occurred amid a series of events that federal prosecutors found suspicious,” reported Katelyn Polantz, Jeremy Herb, and Kaitlan Collins. “At least one witness has been asked by prosecutors about the flooded server room as part of the federal investigation into Trump’s handling of classified documents, according to one of the sources.”

‘That president is used to bankruptcy court’: House Democrat hits Trump over calls for US to default

United States Representative Jared Moskowitz (D-Florida) made fun of former President Donald Trump’s business failures during an interview about the debt ceiling on Monday’s edition of Meet the Press on NBC News.“All right. You said you plan on using the debt ceiling actually in your campaign messaging. This is something that you said in Axios. ‘Moskowitz who just won by five points in 2022 says he does plan to incorporate the debt ceiling into his campaign message, arguing that a vote for Democrats is a vote for normalcy on the issue.’ And you said, ‘We already had Donald Trump saying live on CNN that the US should default. Imagine what he would say in January or February or March of the next year,’” the host recalled.