Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 27, 2023

When can you not buy bags of candy bars?

https://www.amazon.com/halloween-candy/s?k=halloween+candy

Halloween candy?! Though this disgusting heat is definitely making me ready for fall, didn’t summer just start? Do stores really start selling candy for an October holiday (very end of the month too) in July?

Between him and Dagwood Bumstead I’m hard pressed to decide which one is more hooked on food. At least Ralph has the gut to prove it. Dag must have the greatest metabolism in the world.

The carts in front remind me of something that irks me…when people don’t bother to put their carts away in the proper spot and leave them all over the place!

No worse than polls about who is going to win the Superb Owl, in June.

Halloween candy in July??

Saw Christmas stuff inside Hobby Lobby last week.

Dollar tree sells end of July dollar general in august

The way he eats Drabble should be much larger. He’s destined to be stuck in a moto scooter with swollen legs, weak from diabetes.

Costco has it already!

July?!?!

Why so late? You need to do it early so people can keep resupplying their stash.

Why not just ship it to his house and send him the bill.

Halloween candy in July? Sounds about right.

Halloween candy shouldn’t go on sale till Labor Day; Thanksgiving turkeys and such on November 1st; and the Christmas stuff on the Monday of Thanksgiving Week. Is THAT too hard?

Besides which, we need to get the Christmas Decorations up first.

I have seen candy corn and mellocreme pumpkins already

Funny how the tent stays up without pegs or ropes