Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 03, 2023

Is his beard supposed to be blond? And when will she share her dream of not having him share his dreams anymore?

Did he dream he was Dog the Bounty Hunter?

Maybe the hair was worth a lot of money.

Well, shuddering with something, anyway.

My guess is that in his dream he looked like Fabio, and together with his wife they looked like the cover of a Harlequin romance novel; he carrying her while her bosom was heaving with desire.

Fabio? Or Cousin Itt? You decide… ☺

Obviously his subconscious yearns for the return of Glam Metal bands.

(This is actually true.) I had a dream last night that I met London Keyes at a party, but she didn’t like me.

VERY disturbing!

I have a full head of hair, with a few grays here and there already, but if I was bald, I would not care one bit.

One less thing to worry about.

And no, I’ll never dye my hair, either.

Get a couple of wigs.