B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 19, 2023

Expansion on the butterfly effect

Any time Grog is seen, the Weather Channel should issue an alert that conditions have changed from a Grog Watch to a Grog Warning.

The dandelion seeds are flying.

The trees are obviously feeling a bit GROGgy. That is why they have laid down for a nap.

Nice play on words.

Do dandelions have a plan when they reproduce?

Nope. They’re just flying by the seed of their plants.

What flowers are closest to cats?

Dandelions

And that is how dandelions learned to roar.

Grog never brushes

Gesundheit?

The reason we did it as children was to tell time….blow three times and the number left was the time.

And why? If you know Grog, did you think that in any way it would be a good idea?

I’ll have to hire Grog the next time I harvest timber.

They have television?

Is that a class 2, or class 3 Grog event?

Okay. I get it now. El Nino = Grog. Comes the dawn.

“Ba-dee-ya, say do you remember?/ Ba-dee-ya, you forgot to say “Timber!!”.

At least YOU were upwind!

On the other hand, they are all gone.

That’s pretty powerful for a guy with no torso

Gort Klaatu barada nikto … sincerely, Klaatu

I’ll have to get Grog to breathe on my bamboo in the backyard

It’s scary to think what happens when it comes out the other end.

A super creature to defend them from the anthropophagus’s from across the water.

That couldn’t really happen now, could it?

sigh………..