Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 18, 2023

Time to move, tide is coming in.

It’s never easy when places start declaring your craft a crime.

It doesn’t fail, when you really relax, it’s time to go home!

At least he had a palm tree.

Life’s a beach…

Just beach happy.

At the beach, it’s always sun-day.

Life is better in sandals; that’s one opinion I will never flip-flop on.

Don’t call me while I’m at the beach: I’m sun-screening my calls.

Relax. Clear your mind. Let go of the troubles of this world.

Let go of your own concerns. Breathe in. Breathe out. Ahhhh …

“Time!” (Next time bring earplugs. Better yet, next time come alone.)

Strange? Why is magic outlawed in the south? Seems strange that the Fink has accepted it; what has he got against magic? Find it hard to believe that the voters/general public (guess they have no votes…) has protested an therefore has the King accepted it?

Uhh, what’s this “outlawing of magic in the south” business? Should all us muggles be concerned?

It can take a while to empty your brain of thoughts and achieve a zen-like state.

Please don’t wake me up.

Story of my life

It doesn’t seem to matter how hard you try and avoid it, you wind up with sand in your swim suit or underwear.

I can usually get that effect laying on the couch listening to an old movie or football game. It’s the best sleep I know, and the dreams are outstanding.

Sunny beach!

Every. Single. Time.

Such a relaxing time at the beach.

The Kingdom is always in Debt. Kings speech, Whatever. Dunk the Duke. Yes they are revolting, and they stink. No southern magic, just Southern Comfort I will drink to that. King Whatever. Don’t got no Gutters to clean, I don’t have a fence! All the problems solved. ZZZzzzz…… I’m not going anywhere ZZZzzzz……….

There’s no peace for the wicked….

Can’t stop magic, but you can stop believing…

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Can not get away from “it” all.

Quietus interruptus.

Too bad that wasn’t a magic carpet. He could just move upwards and continue to rest.

been there done that (WAY too often)

“Empty your mind. There’s a dust bin over there.” – Benny Hill.

Life’s a job and the hours are a beach.