The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for June 18, 2023

Don’t wake a snoring bear.

Is it in Stanley Park?

But is he snoring GENTly?

No amount of Pine-Sol is gonna help with that !

That looks like an expert trail leading away from the deck!

Oh come on. Me bearly snores.

LOL!

All well and good until the bear decides that you are breakfast.

Not so awesome in real life.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/1-person-killed-bear-attack-arizona-bear-dead/story?id=100149894

Make sure his porridge is ready when he wakes up.

Must be nice to live so far out in the boonies that you can have a deck without a railing without getting a letter from the city about it.

They wanted to be sensitive to the environment, so they bulldozed a five mile road to the hilltop and clear cut the entire side to improve their view. Planted a lawn of non-native grass. The industrial sized power line and fiber internet service were installed about the same time as the diesel generator big enough to light up a small town. (Also allows them to charge multiple EVs as fast as possible.)

Not really..during Dad’s day brunch he ate all of the blueberry muffins.

And he’s a real bear in the morning before he has his coffee.

Where else is he going to go?…

Reminds me of a story last year about a family hearing odd noises from under their porch. Turned out to be a momma bear and her cubs.

Live in the populated areas, VISIT the wild.