Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for June 23, 2023

This is why there’s a lifeguard shortage this summer!

He’s there for her, not for you.

Probably cheaper than the hospital bills.

As he pulls the the shower curtain for privacy, he hears the whistle.

Surprised it’s not a step-in with high sides and grab bars. Maybe a lifeguard was cheaper?

I know…it was only once, but now I have to make an announcement before I go in and leave the door unlocked. So much fuss. Wouldn’t mind having a good looking guy keeping watch though.

My wife always says she’s going to jump in the shower, even though I’ve warned her several times how dangerous that could be.

At least get me a FEMALE lifeguard.

Lifeguard soap wasn’t good enough?

I can relate…fall off a ladder one time and the missus says,“No more!”

I’d stick to showers only. Honestly I haven’t taken a bath in about 45+ years

there are actually lifeguards on duty at Olympic swimming competitions.

At least she didn’t make you wear the water wings.

I fell in the tub once while taking a shower – where do I sign up to get a hunky young lifeguard of my own? A red headed one would be nice, but he would probably cost more.

She wants you to have a lifeguard, get a cute 19 year old

Has this comic ended?