Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 14, 2012

EEEEEEEEEEEK! My eyes my eyes! Happy place, HAPPY PLACE!

:-D

I thought women didn’t get fat until they got married.

Where’s the happy place, Aaron?? I’ve got my eyes clamped shut and I’m feeling around for the brain bleach. Talk to me and I’ll follow the voice…I can’t wait until this storyline is over!Good morning, Aaron! How are you feeling today?Hello Susan! You must be sleeping in today, I’m jealous!Hi to GsMom, Billy, LMB, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, legaleagle and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!@*jcm1655* – I will ignore your incredibly rude comment. I’m assuming you posted that to get a reaction, so if you want one, go tell it to your wife, if you have one that would put up with you.

Morning To all Cathy nuts Thanks*Aaron* for the info yesterday. Cathy and her friend need some Protein for lunch and the right size bathing suits!!!!

Glad I learned to touch type a long long time ago or it would be very hard to comment with eyes closed and thinking of happy place AND brain bleach! Good morning, noon, or early afternoon (depending on your time zone) fellow Cathyites. Finally got a few spare moments to catch up on reading the comments. @Aaron – glad to see you up and about. Hope your recovery is as pain free as possible.

Whoa!! that’s a whole lot of, uh, women. (You’ll never know what I was really going to say because I said it in my head first. lightenup on my case would not be a good thing.)

Yup, friend Aaron is doing okay each day. Mom or Dad go to his PT with him every other day and work with him on the home days. LMB still won’t sit near Aaron’s right hip, so obviously there is healing to be done. Living in those moments is best says Aaron. We’re off to play soccer (Dad substituting for Aaron — for now).

AACK!!!!!!!!!! Hurry, lightenup! PLEASE pass the brain bleach before my poor eyes positively EXPLODE out of their sockets!!!!! Come on, HAPPY PLACE . . . !!!!!!!!!! Where ARE you when I need you?!?!?!?

Oh, yeah . . . there it is . . . Site of the best honeymoon EVER!!!!!

Aaron: Glad to hear p.t. is going well and that you have such a wonderful support system around you! I have all the faith in the world that you’ll be back to your old self again in no time!

Good evening lightenup, lightenupjr., K.F.G., Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, Willi Nilli, mollie05, jcm1655 and all the REST of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here tonight. As always, good to “see” you all! Tomorrow’s Friday!!!!!

Funny comments tonight. You guys are good.

As for me, I’ll leave it at our trademarked phrase …

[Eye-roll …]

Hi Cathyites!! Whew — I think what we really need is a “safe place.” OMG and the brain bleach.

As for whoever made the remark about having to be married to look like that — I see a lot of very young girls (and sometimes boys too) looking like that in their clothes today. It’s sad and does not bode well for the kids of America.