Monty by Jim Meddick for July 05, 2023

I like the woman’s expression. Good art today.

That worked well.

Interesting way to meet and connect with people.

Really bad pick-up line.

I had a pair of those years ago. The zipper fell right on the kneecaps. Uncomfortable.

If they’re baggy enough, they become Culottes.

That’s a word you learn, when you co-habitate with a woman.

’’Culottes’’? I thought she was foolin’ with me, but no.

I’ll bet she has heard that line before…

[BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!]

“Man, those purses hurt!”

Buddy, you get your partially undone zipper caught on a stranger’s skirt on a bus and fashion is going to be the least of your immediate worries.

Wardrobe malfunction? Good thing the zipper was at his knee and not higher.

I don’t think she’s wearing a skirt.

Next question: If you’re out and about and decide to remove your lower pant legs, where do you stash them? They’re not exactly compact.

Sometimes I wish Monty would just zip it!

I’m sure some tech bro is working on that idea now.

The real joke is the pants are available. https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/convertible-pants

At which point, she knocked his block off!