Dry ceilings are boring, I’m going with the wet floor…and I hope it’s fresh painted
Both Clubs have the same number of members.
The Optimists Club’s expects their enrollment to go up – it’s half full.
The Pessimists Club’s expects theirs to go down – its’ half empty.
those filthy optimists – never mop their ceiling
Some day you get both.
They are probably two doors into the same room.
The optimist sees the glass as 1/2 full, the pessimist sees the glass as 1/2 empty, and Excel sees the glass 2-Jan.
What!? Optimists have no ceiling!
Canadian Club -→ The Rose and Crown
And for us realists: “Slightly moist walls.”
and so Frankie takes a left and Ernie takes s right… what can go wrong…?
A leak in the 2nd floor bathroom plumbing drenched our downstairs dining room ceiling. Not boring—but extremely expensive.
Sorry guys, missed the boat on that one, but a great big X, for Xeffort…
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The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dry ceilings are boring, I’m going with the wet floor…and I hope it’s fresh painted
Doug K over 1 year ago
Both Clubs have the same number of members.
The Optimists Club’s expects their enrollment to go up – it’s half full.
The Pessimists Club’s expects theirs to go down – its’ half empty.
ʲᔆ over 1 year ago
those filthy optimists – never mop their ceiling
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Some day you get both.
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
They are probably two doors into the same room.
Grover St. Clair over 1 year ago
The optimist sees the glass as 1/2 full, the pessimist sees the glass as 1/2 empty, and Excel sees the glass 2-Jan.
uniquename over 1 year ago
What!? Optimists have no ceiling!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Canadian Club -→ The Rose and Crown
khjalmarj over 1 year ago
And for us realists: “Slightly moist walls.”
InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago
and so Frankie takes a left and Ernie takes s right… what can go wrong…?
paul brians over 1 year ago
A leak in the 2nd floor bathroom plumbing drenched our downstairs dining room ceiling. Not boring—but extremely expensive.
T... over 1 year ago
Sorry guys, missed the boat on that one, but a great big X, for Xeffort…