Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene, newly divorced and “available,” are fighting over who gets Matt Gaetz’s next Venmo payment?
Boebert introduced a resolution to impeach Biden.
The charges on based on POLICY DIFFERENCES (regarding the Southern Border), not questions of actual personal wrongdoing by Biden. (Hint: the way to address policy differences is for Republicans to introduce an immigration bill of their own, not via impeachment on policy differences. You would think that, for all their whining about border policy, Republicans would have at least introduced an actual bill. But no, just the whining…)
Greene said Boebert copied the resolutions she had already written and Greene called Boebert a “little b**** [word that rhymes with “itch” and starts with “b”].” When asked about it later, Greene confirmed it saying the report was “surprisingly accurate.”
The idea that Kevin McCarthy is actually driving that car, however, misses the mark. That car is completely out of control. McCarthy may be sitting behind the steering wheel, but that steering wheel was disconnected from anything that actually controls the car way back in January, about the 15th ballot for speaker.
Please, Please, Please! Let them break the republicon party into two irreconcilable factions who will NEVER cooperate with each other. Even if one side takes only 10 votes away from McCarthy he becomes irrelevant.
Astounding how the trolls will find outrage over any comment that finds hilarity in their very own Dumb and Dumber getting into fights over which of them is… dumb and dumber. They are the GQP’s “best and brightest” (Hoo! Just try saying that with a straight face). To quote Bugs Bunny, “Wadda bunch of maroons!”
I wonder if Mr. Greene asked to get his name back as part of the divorce settlement. I know I sure wouldn’t want to go thru the rest of my life having to answer the question, “Say, are you by any chance related to that stupid psycho from Georgia?”
Those two had a go at it in the congressional “ladies” restroom a few weeks ago. Now they have escalated their feud onto the congressional floor. Nothing is done about their unprofessional conduct. Qevin has no control over the “crazy” car. Then there was the decision to censure Mr. Schiff because he brought out an inconvenient truth message from Durham. You can’t make this BS up. SIGH . . .
For The Donald’s attention, they may also have to fight Kari Lake, who (according to reports) now has “Home Court” advantage by practically living in a suite at Mara~Loco.
Mike Luckovich’s caricatures are so good that he could probably dispense with labeling the persons depicted. (Altho I must grant that it’s sad that, of the 435 members of the US House of Representatives, these are the 3 most readily recognized all across the country.)
Is this conflict or another type of asphyxiation? Either, of course, will boost their media presence. The conflict appeal could be increased by some mud.
DD Wiz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene, newly divorced and “available,” are fighting over who gets Matt Gaetz’s next Venmo payment?
Boebert introduced a resolution to impeach Biden.
The charges on based on POLICY DIFFERENCES (regarding the Southern Border), not questions of actual personal wrongdoing by Biden. (Hint: the way to address policy differences is for Republicans to introduce an immigration bill of their own, not via impeachment on policy differences. You would think that, for all their whining about border policy, Republicans would have at least introduced an actual bill. But no, just the whining…)
Greene said Boebert copied the resolutions she had already written and Greene called Boebert a “little b**** [word that rhymes with “itch” and starts with “b”].” When asked about it later, Greene confirmed it saying the report was “surprisingly accurate.”
The idea that Kevin McCarthy is actually driving that car, however, misses the mark. That car is completely out of control. McCarthy may be sitting behind the steering wheel, but that steering wheel was disconnected from anything that actually controls the car way back in January, about the 15th ballot for speaker.
Let the cat fight commence!
Flashaaway about 1 year ago
Can they do an old fashioned shootout and leave just one standing?
salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago
We can only hope for mutually assured destruction.
janiceg Premium Member about 1 year ago
I like the snarky caption, but in fact, McCarthy is clearly just a passenger being driven by others.
GOGOPOWERANGERS about 1 year ago
Two hyenas fighting
ibFrank about 1 year ago
When are the two of them going to start being seen in porn videos. The could be over the hill crazy white women stars.
baroden Premium Member about 1 year ago
Correction: Miss “Crazies”
Melki Premium Member about 1 year ago
“We must stop being the stupid party,” Bobby Jindal said over ten years ago. Guess the GOP didn’t listen . . .
Odon Premium Member about 1 year ago
Kevin has his dream job as he rises to Pence level of irrelevance.
The Nodding Head about 1 year ago
Perfect!
Old recluse about 1 year ago
Sorry Mike! Both parties need a big bus!
Direwolf about 1 year ago
Please, Please, Please! Let them break the republicon party into two irreconcilable factions who will NEVER cooperate with each other. Even if one side takes only 10 votes away from McCarthy he becomes irrelevant.
scote1379 Premium Member about 1 year ago
There’s a old adage in war ( Don’t be fooled this is a war of sorts ) if your enemy is making a mistake (s) , get out of the way and let them !
Gen.Flashman about 1 year ago
Many believe Greene is #1 on trump’s VP list and could well be President in 2026 if a 80 year old trump leaves off one way or another.
WickWire64 about 1 year ago
Astounding how the trolls will find outrage over any comment that finds hilarity in their very own Dumb and Dumber getting into fights over which of them is… dumb and dumber. They are the GQP’s “best and brightest” (Hoo! Just try saying that with a straight face). To quote Bugs Bunny, “Wadda bunch of maroons!”
Serial Pedant about 1 year ago
They’re both divorced? Hot dang-the dating field just expanded-if you’re willing to mate with a Praying Mantis.
Call me Ishmael about 1 year ago
Best cartoon ever! He’s havin’ a pow’ful lotta trouble wid de Hudson…
piper_gilbert about 1 year ago
“I’m Trump’s favorite!” “No!” “I’m Donald’s favorite!”
LeeGP about 1 year ago
Insert the gif of the patented sarcastic Pelosi applause here.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
I wonder if Mr. Greene asked to get his name back as part of the divorce settlement. I know I sure wouldn’t want to go thru the rest of my life having to answer the question, “Say, are you by any chance related to that stupid psycho from Georgia?”
librarylady59 about 1 year ago
They are both fighting for the notice of trump. Melania’s getting long in the tooth and they want to take her place. [Hahahaha!]
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Let them duel it out. Glock 19s at 20 paces.
artmer about 1 year ago
Love it!
IndyW about 1 year ago
Man, ain’t that toon the truth.
koolodge about 1 year ago
And they are in congress along with Santos! republicans lack Integrity or anything else that would be considered honorable! Disgusting!
Radish the wordsmith about 1 year ago
Lying traitor republicans censored Adam for telling the truth yet these two Bozos are free to insult everyone including each other.
monya_43 about 1 year ago
Those two had a go at it in the congressional “ladies” restroom a few weeks ago. Now they have escalated their feud onto the congressional floor. Nothing is done about their unprofessional conduct. Qevin has no control over the “crazy” car. Then there was the decision to censure Mr. Schiff because he brought out an inconvenient truth message from Durham. You can’t make this BS up. SIGH . . .
cox8469 about 1 year ago
For The Donald’s attention, they may also have to fight Kari Lake, who (according to reports) now has “Home Court” advantage by practically living in a suite at Mara~Loco.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
Mike Luckovich’s caricatures are so good that he could probably dispense with labeling the persons depicted. (Altho I must grant that it’s sad that, of the 435 members of the US House of Representatives, these are the 3 most readily recognized all across the country.)
ncorgbl about 1 year ago
Why would any real American one vote for any Republican/conservative?
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
Is this conflict or another type of asphyxiation? Either, of course, will boost their media presence. The conflict appeal could be increased by some mud.
happyinvenice23 about 1 year ago
Please, will someone give them both a gun and a knife!
AndrewSharpe about 1 year ago
I hope they tear each other apart.
Rich Douglas about 1 year ago
They might be in a clown car, but you can bet McCarthy isn’t actually driving it.
Radish the wordsmith about 1 year ago
Spittin and a cussin at each other on CCCtv, that’s our Trump loving republican leadership who have done NOTHING for the American people.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago
Mike, you have surpassed yourself! Fabulous ’toon — LOLOL
MartinPerry1 about 1 year ago
It’s a personal thing between them. They both want to be considered to be the “pretty one” in the GOP.
PaulGoes about 1 year ago
Actually, they are driving him . . . crazy
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
“I’m crazier than you are.”
“In your dreams, beeyotch.”
“Have at you!”
“Gesundheit.”
Li'l Dale about 1 year ago
My $ is on whoever brought Vaseline!
apfelzra Premium Member about 1 year ago
More like driving Miss Crazies.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago
None of them are firing on all thrusters.
tpcox928 about 1 year ago
Great editorial cartoon!
Papakillamon about 1 year ago
They are both money grubbing whoz!