Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 05, 2023

Heady Lamour?

Rule 34.

….and a 12 inch pianist

I wonder if she went to MSU Moorhead.

The cheerleads would chant at the games, “Morehead! Morehead!”

Going to take forever to get her makeup on. And ordering meals……oh boy….

She also looked at where that wish had an effect on him and simply finds all that hard to take

And what makes you think that the Jinn has a return policy ?

Well they’ll have to dismount but the Polo team is happy.

truly scary

He is definitely ahead of his game. /s.

Does she now suffer from “head in mouth” disease?

Well, there goes another wish wasted….the Genie is hard of hearing….

Don’t worry. She’ll/They’ll nag him to death in no time.

Lemme guess – you got a djinn instead.

That is a lot of head!!!

Hey! She’s got a Tiger in her Tank… Top… ☺

Ugh. Like a fart joke. Not funny

“Exact phrasing was never my forte.”

Ladies, Ladies, there’s plenty to go around.. /s.

There is one about a very literal genie, and the guy ended up with a foot tall guy who kept kicking over his beer.

Reminds me of the foot long pianist joke.

“I wish my semen tasted like Belgian chocolate!”

I once worked for a man who taught me a little about sales. One lesson I recall involved the importance of making sure that all parties agreed on the definitions of terms used in the discussion. Perfect example here.

(You also need to make sure the genie isn’t hard of hearing, but that’s a different joke.)

this genie is more like the djinn in “Wishmaster”, except you get to live