Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 22, 2023

Gil your both immortal godlike beings. Ther’es no shame that what you choose to do with this is coach children. Many a person would’ve gone incuribly insane or mad with power, you just.. want to help kids be their best selves via playdowns.

Jokes aside, i’ll give Barjas credit for not just having Gil in a timeless void and having him actually be older than “3?” and been at this a while.

P2.5: Cha Cha real smooth.

Are they going to discover the next phenom there?

P2.5 “BUUUUT NO! We’re here coaching juvie yard ball, not golfing and sucking down spiked lemonade.”

P4: And everybody on the Group W bench moved away from ToBe.

Auto Booster just found a playmate.

P1- Whoo we gonna play? The guards! Who we gonna beat? The guards! Who we gonna kiss? Tobe: The Guards!

P2- Looks like Jami will continue show his superiority in D & D. You think Gil WOULD teach him how to throw, hit and shoot a ball.

P3- Cortez Beecher looks huge. Or is that Michael Clarke Duncan playing Cortez?

P 3 (big guy): “… for pounding a little twerp up the a$$…. You?…”

Most people who use a whistle have it attached to something — a lanyard, string, device to hold between your fingers — not loose like Kaz in P2.

P2: Not certain what’s being coached here- practice appears to involve card dealing skills.

I cannot sit idly by while this injustice continues. When I get to my law office Monday I am going to file for an emergency writ of habeus corpus. These poor kids have now served 32 days of a 21-day sentence. When will it end ? And , instead of segregated in “juvie” it looks like they are thrown in with the general population ; the car thief in P3 looks too old(and big) to be in juvie.

Was the ‘Coach Kaz’ added to the end of Gil’s response to let us know who he’s talking to, because no-one does that in casual conversation.

So they are going to coach Football?? Nice that the Milford Youth detention Center has goal posts in the yard.

P1- Cameo today by the Black Sox from The Field of Dreams.

Wow, Milford is strict—two kids in juvie for selling vapes and another for playing video games!

P3: “Hey, you’re kinda cute. Why don’t you tattoo my name on your neck.”

P2 is a shoutout to all those who have been pining for golf. So sorry. But then, we may not have Gil golfing, but I’ll bet we get to see Mimi and friends!

P3 – Yikes, they’ve got hardened, adult felons in here too? It doesn’t look too good for Tobe and Rod now. And speaking of not too good, today’s Mopped Up Thorp may or may not be good. Your call.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/07/22/the-green-pile/

Are there any bad plot writers in this prison yard today

GET ‘EM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!

Only 40 comments on a Saturday strip. Hmmm.

Episode 25 of Milford After Dark is now online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/07/23/milford-after-dark-episode-25/