Herman by Jim Unger for July 20, 2023

Does he want to get his hand within 6 inches of Roseanne Barr’s butt?

If you are going to fantasize do it big time. Go for the gusto.

So the guy doesn’t have exciting dreams. That’s a crime?

Reminds me of the Bob Newhart routine. Search “Bob Newhart Stop It” on youtube.

For this you expect to get paid??

But… having Mona Lisa rub her hands all over his bottle cap collection means a lot to him!

Fantasies I’ve heard a few. But then again I’ve heard so many. —Apologies to Mr. Sinatra

Psychiatrists are only supposed to listen and not judge what they hear. His expecting to be paid is also pathetic.

I wonder if he would think my fantasies are pathetic?

I guess my imagination needs work

Don’t tell me, he mistook his wife for a hat

“Well then, let’s hear yours!”

I bet I can top(?) them.

Well that just goes to show you how miserable the rest of his life is.

Yeah, but they’re mine, and they entertain me!

Nice couch side manner there Doc.

ka-empathy

In treatment for self-esteem and confidence issues.

….nevermind

it’s just a fantasy, its not the real thing, but sometimes a fantasy is all you need- Billy Joelhere come the jesters, 1,2,3..It’s all part of my rock n roll fantasy- Bad Company

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” – Sigmund Freud

This is why you should never schedule yourself as the last patient of the day.