Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 19, 2023

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    There’s still a stairway to Heaven.

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    That’s what Joni Mitchell said.

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    TStyle78  over 1 year ago

    If you take the Highway to Hell direction, do you hear AC/DC?

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    How come they’re not in a Big Yellow Taxi?

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago

    Take down their license plate number!

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    saylorgirl  over 1 year ago

    Ralph’s on the ball today!

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    “Putting up” a parking lot always sounded a bit off to me. You could put up a parking garage.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    With a pink hotel and a boutique and a swing’ hot spot?

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    derdave969  over 1 year ago

    So what are we going to do with all those jokes about the quickest way to Paradise is through Intercourse (PA)?

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    Where are all the good intentions?

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Welp, that’s Life in the Fast Lane! Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 1 year ago

    don’t it always seems to go…….

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    pathamil  over 1 year ago

    ♫♪ And daddy won’t you take me back to Muhlenberg County

    Down by the Green River where Paradise lay

    Well, I’m sorry my son, but you’re too late in asking

    Mister Peabody’s coal train has hauled it away ♪♫

    — John Prine, Paradise, 1971

    Writers: Michael Garvin, Matteo Saggese, Raymond St. John

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    Ken Otwell  over 1 year ago

    Quoting Joni Mitchel from a 1970 song for a punchline? How lazy can you get?

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    Al Fresco, the Librarian  over 1 year ago

    Hit the road Jack, and don’t ya come here no more.

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    wubby  over 1 year ago

    Nuts, so what do I do with the two tickets I have? Can I get back my Money?

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    The road to He!! is paved with good intentions.

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    Frank_Lecanto  over 1 year ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2595abcvh2M&ab_channel=JoniMitchell

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    kathlgoldman88 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What a long, strange trip it’s been.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Coming up, in about 50 miles, for one’s entertainment, BURMA- SHAVE….to the right….

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    Radish...   over 1 year ago

    Get back to where you once belonged.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Many good comments here. Thanks to those who posted links. Stay safe and healthy my friends.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Look for signs and beware … but don’t believe all the signs you see.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    And a big one, with Costco, Sam’s Club, Walmart, Target, and Five and Dime (that’s $5 and $10) next to each other.

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator over 1 year ago

    And as we wind on down the road…ope, wrong song.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    REST AREA … Pull Over …!!!

    ( close enow )

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But Heaven is in your mind.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAIywSUAq4o

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    I guess you’ll have to use the narrow way.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    They can still find Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

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    Rich Douglas  over 1 year ago

    We’re looking forward to when you Get Back. (To where you once belonged.)

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    coffeeturtle  over 1 year ago

    the PUNS!!!

    8^)

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    LJZ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Can’t take that path… they’ll never know the difference.

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    Detour there’s a bumpy road ahead.(Patti Page,my parents must have had the record, because Google says the song is a year older than me).

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    PaulGoes  over 1 year ago

    There’s a great tree museum there

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    Phil5791a  over 1 year ago

    Maybe, we could get there on Electric Avenue

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    Imajs Premium Member over 1 year ago

    At this point, if the road is paved and smooth, I will gladly drive it.

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    Baucuva  over 1 year ago

    Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!

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    kershawfamily  over 1 year ago

    Someone turned off the dashboard lights?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nice one, Dave!!!❤️

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    Adelaide12  over 1 year ago

    Real detour sign in my city (Cambridge, UK) a couple of decades ago: “Paradise …. closed, follow Adam and Eve…” (Ellipses mine and I bet that the sign writer had a sense of humour).

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