There’s still a stairway to Heaven.
That’s what Joni Mitchell said.
If you take the Highway to Hell direction, do you hear AC/DC?
How come they’re not in a Big Yellow Taxi?
Take down their license plate number!
Ralph’s on the ball today!
“Putting up” a parking lot always sounded a bit off to me. You could put up a parking garage.
With a pink hotel and a boutique and a swing’ hot spot?
So what are we going to do with all those jokes about the quickest way to Paradise is through Intercourse (PA)?
Where are all the good intentions?
Welp, that’s Life in the Fast Lane! Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk!
don’t it always seems to go…….
♫♪ And daddy won’t you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I’m sorry my son, but you’re too late in asking
Mister Peabody’s coal train has hauled it away ♪♫
— John Prine, Paradise, 1971
Writers: Michael Garvin, Matteo Saggese, Raymond St. John
Quoting Joni Mitchel from a 1970 song for a punchline? How lazy can you get?
Hit the road Jack, and don’t ya come here no more.
Nuts, so what do I do with the two tickets I have? Can I get back my Money?
The road to He!! is paved with good intentions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2595abcvh2M&ab_channel=JoniMitchell
What a long, strange trip it’s been.
Coming up, in about 50 miles, for one’s entertainment, BURMA- SHAVE….to the right….
Get back to where you once belonged.
Many good comments here. Thanks to those who posted links. Stay safe and healthy my friends.
Look for signs and beware … but don’t believe all the signs you see.
And a big one, with Costco, Sam’s Club, Walmart, Target, and Five and Dime (that’s $5 and $10) next to each other.
And as we wind on down the road…ope, wrong song.
REST AREA … Pull Over …!!!
( close enow )
But Heaven is in your mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAIywSUAq4o
I guess you’ll have to use the narrow way.
They can still find Paradise by the Dashboard Light.
We’re looking forward to when you Get Back. (To where you once belonged.)
the PUNS!!!
8^)
Can’t take that path… they’ll never know the difference.
Detour there’s a bumpy road ahead.(Patti Page,my parents must have had the record, because Google says the song is a year older than me).
There’s a great tree museum there
Maybe, we could get there on Electric Avenue
At this point, if the road is paved and smooth, I will gladly drive it.
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!
Someone turned off the dashboard lights?
Nice one, Dave!!!❤️
Real detour sign in my city (Cambridge, UK) a couple of decades ago: “Paradise …. closed, follow Adam and Eve…” (Ellipses mine and I bet that the sign writer had a sense of humour).
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Superfrog over 1 year ago
There’s still a stairway to Heaven.
Ubintold over 1 year ago
That’s what Joni Mitchell said.
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
If you take the Highway to Hell direction, do you hear AC/DC?
blunebottle over 1 year ago
How come they’re not in a Big Yellow Taxi?
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago
Take down their license plate number!
saylorgirl over 1 year ago
Ralph’s on the ball today!
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
“Putting up” a parking lot always sounded a bit off to me. You could put up a parking garage.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
With a pink hotel and a boutique and a swing’ hot spot?
derdave969 over 1 year ago
So what are we going to do with all those jokes about the quickest way to Paradise is through Intercourse (PA)?
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Where are all the good intentions?
Dobie Premium Member over 1 year ago
Welp, that’s Life in the Fast Lane! Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 1 year ago
don’t it always seems to go…….
pathamil over 1 year ago
♫♪ And daddy won’t you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I’m sorry my son, but you’re too late in asking
Mister Peabody’s coal train has hauled it away ♪♫
— John Prine, Paradise, 1971
Writers: Michael Garvin, Matteo Saggese, Raymond St. John
Ken Otwell over 1 year ago
Quoting Joni Mitchel from a 1970 song for a punchline? How lazy can you get?
Al Fresco, the Librarian over 1 year ago
Hit the road Jack, and don’t ya come here no more.
wubby over 1 year ago
Nuts, so what do I do with the two tickets I have? Can I get back my Money?
ladykat over 1 year ago
The road to He!! is paved with good intentions.
Frank_Lecanto over 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2595abcvh2M&ab_channel=JoniMitchell
kathlgoldman88 Premium Member over 1 year ago
What a long, strange trip it’s been.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Coming up, in about 50 miles, for one’s entertainment, BURMA- SHAVE….to the right….
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Get back to where you once belonged.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 1 year ago
Many good comments here. Thanks to those who posted links. Stay safe and healthy my friends.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Look for signs and beware … but don’t believe all the signs you see.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
And a big one, with Costco, Sam’s Club, Walmart, Target, and Five and Dime (that’s $5 and $10) next to each other.
Amanda El-Dweek creator over 1 year ago
And as we wind on down the road…ope, wrong song.
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
REST AREA … Pull Over …!!!
( close enow )
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
But Heaven is in your mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAIywSUAq4o
ekke over 1 year ago
I guess you’ll have to use the narrow way.
sarah413 Premium Member over 1 year ago
They can still find Paradise by the Dashboard Light.
Rich Douglas over 1 year ago
We’re looking forward to when you Get Back. (To where you once belonged.)
coffeeturtle over 1 year ago
the PUNS!!!
8^)
LJZ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Can’t take that path… they’ll never know the difference.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Detour there’s a bumpy road ahead.(Patti Page,my parents must have had the record, because Google says the song is a year older than me).
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
There’s a great tree museum there
Phil5791a over 1 year ago
Maybe, we could get there on Electric Avenue
Imajs Premium Member over 1 year ago
At this point, if the road is paved and smooth, I will gladly drive it.
Baucuva over 1 year ago
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!
kershawfamily over 1 year ago
Someone turned off the dashboard lights?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nice one, Dave!!!❤️
Adelaide12 over 1 year ago
Real detour sign in my city (Cambridge, UK) a couple of decades ago: “Paradise …. closed, follow Adam and Eve…” (Ellipses mine and I bet that the sign writer had a sense of humour).