Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 15, 2023

Free the gluten!

Where’s Sir Rodney? He’s usually a gluten for punishment

Why did the baker’s card get declined?

He didn’t have enough dough!

What do elves make sandwiches with?

Short-bread.

What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?

The upper crust.

I think of it as “gluten deprived”.

Mmmm, gluten.

COL. (Chuckle out loud.)

Just be careful of the whole-grain bread line…those folks look kind of seedy!

Funniest Gluten routine ever… starts at 9:20 if you don’t want to watch the whole thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4I3bcDC4rE

R.I.P John Pinette

Gluten free line should be dressed as those who ‘save the world.’

Must not be many folks in Id who like gluten, since they’re not lining up for it even when it’s free.

Where’s the Brownberry bread stand?

It looks like the Wiz’s wife in the gluten bread line.

How did they know?

It’s important to be bread-y for whatever the public wants.

Let them eat gluten-free cake.

Why is that line of people smirking and chuckling? Wry Bread Line

Is that Blanche in the gluten-free line?

Fink should .go to the sourdough line.

I don’t know what ‘gluten’ is, but I know this: they taste good.

Has anyone ever tried gluten free bread? It’s nasty.

I am surprised there’s anyone over in the gluten free bread line.

Where is the doughnut line???

Lotso matzo

The Wiz’s wife is in that line! LOL!

I am an old man and been retired for a while and since I was not as active I gained about 7 pounds. A friend told me it’s the bread or more specifically wheat especially store bought bread like OroWheat etc so I switched to Ezekiel and Dave’s Killer Bread a couple months back or so. I dropped 5 pounds without trying. I sure miss the taste of regular bread though.

Is that Blanche in the gluten-free line? Wiz is gonna love that!

Pretty sure people back the didn’t know the gluten from non-gluten. They didn’t use a lot of unnatural ingredients, I’m sure.

Very funny! Wheat breads are never gluten free, the food nazis use other grain for bread…

why is blanche in the gluten free line? ive seen her eat bread before that wasnt gluten free.