Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 19, 2023

If they have speeches about their awesomeness, I’m out.

I’ll concede that Dakota deserves a participation trophy for that.

Basically Dakota took the “Hold mah root beer” approach.XD

Phoebe’s dweeb sense is tingling…

As a project manager I can totally relate to what Phoebe is saying, unfortunately …

Is a bus going to come along to take them to an enchanted place?

Does Phoebe only associate Dakota with Goblin Awards and not Unicorn Awards? It is true that Dakota used to be the “Goblin Girl” as Phoebe is the “Unicorn Girl” but Dakota has split with the goblins and become friends with Lord Splendid Humility.

Maybe it’s like a non-participation award.

It’s a set up! RUN!

[Sings “That’s Life!” (the whole song)]

What about the other ten percent, Pheebz?

Yeah, something is starting to smell off in the Most Enchanted Lands…

Random events make many things incomprehensible.

You’re wise beyond your years, Phoebe.

It’s an awesomeness front (it’s a put on).

You’re awesome too, Phoebe!

Does Dakota have the best hair in comics?? If not, it’s high up there.

I know what you mean, Pheebs.

This looks more and more like a trap!

I feel you, Phoebe.

“Phoebe Howell, this is your life!” Remember that TV show? They brought in the honoree to win a prize. But the real prize was to be reunited with old friend. and associates.

This smells like an intervention to me.

Don’t feel bad, Phoebe. I’m a ninety-niner, and I still spend a whole lot of time wondering just what’s going on.

Phoebe, you just don’t understand how awesome you are!