Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 16, 2023

So who has a cow now…. the wiz!

How now spotted cow, come over here and pull my plow.

Sounds like a has bean……

“Regardless, I should harvest more beans than the cow was worth.”

Now if only the beanstalk actually provided beans

They are magic poppycocks?

In all my years I don’t think I’ve even seen a plain, ordinary poppycock! What is a poppycock?

I like the CND sign that the giant is sleeping under. He is a very non-aggressive giant. He would have even given away gold if he had any rather than have the gold stolen from him.

Kombucha is like Gold these days. Open a stand and start selling! :D

Wow. There really us a kombucha, a tea like drink brewed for its health benefits.

Wiz: “Sorry, kid…caveat emptor! And all sales are final!”

Got cheated …..don’t trade without label….that was a fat cow!

Jack and the Beanstalk is much older than you probably realize.

“According to researchers at Durham University and Universidade Nova de Lisboa, the story originated more than five millennia ago, based on a widespread archaic story form which is now classified by folklorists as ATU 328 The Boy Who Stole Ogre’s Treasure.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_and_the_Beanstalk

Return to seller….

It just goes to show you…

read the labelling first.

That was not very exciting? Up the beanstalk and all they found was an Old Hippie? Oh that’s right, Writers Guild of America strike!

Nothing at all wrong with eating organic and healthy. More steak, french fries and beer for me.

There’s “blah” in magic too.

Yes, they were.

The hippies were right about everything.

No poison on, or in, the beans, and you get a magic beanstalk? Sign me up.

But I’m telling you the same I tell Kings and Queens don’t ever never ever mess around with my greens! ESPECIALLY THE BEANS!

Hence the lack of gold. (Organics aren’t cheap!)

“Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.”