Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 28, 2023

But now you can order big bangers and mash.

Con-fusion set in.

And they never give you enough tartar sauce!

Ah, the healthy glow of irradiated food!

Ralph’s comment was pretty good!

“I’ll never own a boat, owning a boat is just a dream… like doin’ a sit-up!”

— Homer Simpson

This change (the whole situation) seems to have permanently lit Homer’s fuse.

Everything’s better with cheese.

And doughnuts. You can still get doughnuts.

hope the food is not so cold that you have to ‘nuke’ it to make it warmer.

Saw the special on PBS…..

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world’s largest and most powerful particle accelerator. It consists of a 27-kilometre ring of superconducting magnets with a number of accelerating structures to boost the energy of the particles along the way.

Homer used to be irritated. Now he’s just irradiated.

In a star, you first get helium. And with fusion reactors, we get nothing but trouble.

That’s OK…next month they’ll be serving Chicken Kiev.

Very punny, very punny!

forehead smack lolol

Squirrel created a quesadildo…

I’ll have a Big Hoson burger

DOH! …!

Homer has lost weight, he must be working out

D’…..oh.

Spare the rod and spoil the reactor.

You might have to “apologize” to Disney now too, Dave…