Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 25, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Susieā€™s evil wrapped in sweetness.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    We can learn so much more from Suzy than from school.

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Sheā€™s a nasty one, Mr Grinch

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 1 year ago

    Susie is ALL woman. Calvin doesnā€™t stand a chance. The only question is if Calvin will ever realize that.

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    Calvin THINKS heā€™s smart, but Suzie thinks rings around him with one lobe tied behind her back.

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    su43dipta  over 1 year ago

    At least Calvin knows that Eli Whitney and the cotton gin cannot be the answer to a math problem.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Calvin still hasnā€™t learned the concept of trust and when to apply it.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Itā€™s odd that Miss Wormwood lets them two sit together in class.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Calvin is about to have a character-building experienceā€¦if he learns from itā€¦

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    Dr. Quatermass  over 1 year ago

    I remember in first grade we had a test with the spelling words on the blackboard. Then we had to write a word corresponding the the picture in our workbook. For example, if there was a picture of a bug, the correct answer from the blackboard would be (surprise, surprise!) ā€œbugā€. Some little [insert R-rated word] was sitting next to me copying what I was writing! So I had a Suzie moment. I would write ā€œgubā€ instead of ā€œbugā€. Then when he wasnā€™t looking, Iā€™d erase it and write it down correctly. Next page I wrote ā€œwocā€ instead of ā€œcowā€. He wrote it down, and I again surreptitiously corrected. The crowning moment was when we got our tests back. Oh, the look on his face when he saw my perfect A! I sometimes feel bad for the kid. I hope the teacher didnā€™t recommend him for remedial classes.

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    qct  over 1 year ago

    I had a student a long time ago, who, in another class, noticed that a guy was coping her test paper, so she wrote all wrong answers. After class, she went to the teacher and told him what she had done. He allowed her to retake the test after school. When the tests came back, the guy couldnā€™t figure out why she got and A and he got an F.

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    hitman4cookies  over 1 year ago

    I hope thereā€™s a follow-up sometime soon

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    As if Calvin got number one right. Or number three.

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    tremaine53  over 1 year ago

    Susieā€™s learned that you canā€™t beat Calvin unless you use HIS tactics.

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    Get your cotton pickinā€™ hands off of my gin!

    ā€”Eli Whitney

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    'IndyMan'  over 1 year ago

    Nothing against her but why, oh, why does Calvin trust Susie after all the times ā€™heā€™s done her wrongā€™ ???

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    Blu Bunny  over 1 year ago

    Had several teachers would say at test and quiz time no cheating off other personā€™s paper, youā€™re only cheating yourself.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    I found preventing cheating was easier when I printed 3 versions of the questions on quiz/text/exams. The questions were revised or shuffled on each version. Then the sheets were also shuffled so adjacent students were unlikely to have the same sheet. This was before cell phones made test security even more difficult. For that I had to devise different wording for each question, then alter the order of questions for later classes. Tedious for me, but definitely a crimp in ā€˜best laidā€™ plans of students whose gpaā€™s depended on ā€˜a little help from their friends.ā€™

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    jessegooddoggy  over 1 year ago

    I LOVE SUSIE!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sounds like Suzy needs a meeting talking about gin that early in the morningā€¦. ā€œHi. My name is Suzyā€

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He does, indeed, have it coming to him. Sometimes, it is a true pleasure to give people what they rightfully deserve.

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    david_42  over 1 year ago

    I turned in a true/false test once and told the teacher all answers were reversed. Didnā€™t say why, but the guy that sat next to me got a 2/100.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Calvin has been unwittingly outfoxed.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I could drink some cotton gin right now.

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    BWR  over 1 year ago

    Cotton ā€œginā€ is short for ā€˜Engineā€™

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    ladykat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good for you, Susie. Calvin, youā€™re bright enough to figure out the answers on your own.

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    InquireWithin  over 1 year ago

    For a kid whoā€™s usually pretty smart and savvy on how the world works, Calvin sure is dumb sometimesā€¦

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    wiley207  over 1 year ago

    Poor, gullible Calvinā€¦ and he thinks heā€™s a super genius! Though to be fair, I donā€™t remember learning about Eli Whitney and the Cotton Gin until third, maybe fourth grade.

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    smsrt  over 1 year ago

    Man, sheā€™s good! I would never have known that 6X + 2X ā€“ X if X = Eli Whitney and the Cotton Gin.

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    locake  over 1 year ago

    He is so stupid. He deserves everything Susie give him.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    They have another name for a sucker named ā€œCalvinā€. Itā€™s called ā€œDum Dumā€, any flavor!

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    DNCoyote  over 1 year ago

    Crafty Susie :)

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Susie will the Calvin that Fs are the new As

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Calvinā€™s grate-ful for Susieā€™s helpfulness, but it will soon grate on him.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Susie is my favorite character in this strip.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 1 year ago

    If you happen to be the girl to whom Calvin seems to be interested, you gotta be one step ahead. Susie stays few steps ahead, always. Wonder who was the girl in Billā€™s life.

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    cosman  over 1 year ago

    Fast wit, that Susie..

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    Fuzzy Kombu  over 1 year ago

    Given the training provide by her childhood experiences, Susie went on to become a successful evil genius, with Minions and all that.

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    g04922  over 1 year ago

    ā€¦and Calvin is too oblivious to know Susie has pranked him. LOLā€¦

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    How to stop others from cheating off of you.

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