B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 29, 2023

True.

And then there were none

Breakfast coffee and bran flakes.

PROCESS OF ELIMINATION: How our future government leaders may obtain power someday, considering the way things are going today. Democracy is so fragile.

“Provision of canned laughter”. How modern comedy films try to prove that their jokes are supposed to be funny.

My mind went in a different direction with the first panel…

Is this how “Horror Film’s” writing staff do their work while on the porcelain throne?

See also “Thinning the herd”

That sounds like politics.

Still a mystery……

Unless you have aliens imprisoning people.

I used to be a big fan of the horrors until i saw “Cabin in the Woods” by Joss Whedon that was a horror film but still managed to be a farce of the genre.

sorry, but the appeal of horror films eludes me

Sounds like a good title

Exactly.

Look! Someone is about to use a porta-potty! He deserves to die!

Look! That guy put out a road flare to change a tire! He deserves to die!

Look! That teenage couple are about to do something erotic! They deserve to die!

So what random thing conveniently placed in the immediate vicinity shall be used as the instrument for killing this time Mr. Voorhees ?

The perpetrator is always the one you least suspect

I was sitting on the throne, contemplating this question, and I guessed wrong.

And in rooms too dark (to save lightning production costs).

Bravo! very clever, very funny, scatologically speaking…

Groan. Oh, hey, that fits…

Process of Elimination is ExLax’s Job #1.

“See also: Final Girl”

So do murder mysteries,