B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 25, 2023

From which direction?

One can dream…

If the course rules allow (often for amateurs playing non-competitive rounds by mutual agreement), one can sometime improve a lie in the fairway; but almost never in the rough without incurring a penalty stroke. As shown, this is ridiculous.

Ok, the drawing looks very interesting with these sideway glances thrown around. Now I would love to understand golf lingo. sigh

Well since Peter’s golf club looks brown it is probably a ‘driver’ made out of wood he is using, therefore the term ‘driving’ at. But since B.C.‘s face looks like he has just been insulted, he might mean ’what are you driving at with your insulting me!’

Now you know why the fans are roped off during golf tournaments…

Honest answer.

PARdon my intrusion.

50 in a 35 zone… pull over, and show me your drivers license and registration.

Barn yard pool? Strange game? Only the Gopher can win.

I drive par – on a couple of holes anyway

How can he be driving? He doesn’t even seem to have a cart.

He’s working toward a Masters degree in golf. The requirements are par an’ thesis.

A reliable source told me of a friendly golf game outside London. (I’m reasonably certain this is a true story.) The threesome, a Brit, an American, and a Scot had their wives in tow. An errant gust of wind lifted the dress the Brit’s wife was wearing, revealing she wore no panties. Shocked, the Brit asked her why and she tearfully replied “All my foundations were so tattered I was ashamed to wear them.” Her understanding husband said, “Love! Go down to Knightsbridge right now and get yourself some undergarments suited to a woman of your station!” Off she scuttled with a large grin. The other two looked at each other and made plans. They retreated a distance and when the threesome were engrossed in the play they ditched their underwear. Sure enough, the same gusty wind affected the American’s wife, and she was sent to find something nice to wear. Next was the Scot’s wife. He looked at her and said, “Ach, woman! Get a comb!”

The only thing I know about golf is that I know nothing about golf.

Dream on, little dreamer, dream on.

“Woh woh!”

Good luck with that shot!

Over the years, I’ve had several friends try to get me into golfing …… They would say how it was relaxing and you got exercise, I worked in the woods, cutting and loading 4’ wood …… also construction, as if I needed more exercise …….. needless to say I’d say Thank you, but “NO” ……. :)

Ugh. Golf jokes.

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