When racehorses were first tested for drugs, the lab techs were puzzled by the number of urine samples that contained caffeine. No one was giving caffeine to horses because it doesn’t act as a stimulant on them. Then it occurred to someone: no, horses didn’t drink caffeinated drinks, but grooms did. And grooms didn’t like waiting around the testing barn for their horses to pee because they had chores waiting for them back at their barns. So…
On Houyhnhnm Island their trees have brains and can ambulate like animals. They have an amical relationship. Yes, they are telepathic. No one would dare cut down an intelligent tree. You have to know which ones they are.
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
Is the tree in Kentucky?
Gent about 1 year ago
Horsie discover gravity.
Imagine about 1 year ago
I’m guessing Newton was drinking coffee at the time he discovered gravity. And the gravity of the situation probably dawned on him as well.
Doctor Toon about 1 year ago
Good coffee is so thick and dense it produces its own gravity
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
1sr panel is me every morning.
santa72404 about 1 year ago
No one doing a Isaac Newton/ gravity joke?
Egrayjames about 1 year ago
Horace should try ’’Allen’s Coffee Brandy’’…….a huge seller here in Maine, often called fat-a$$ in a glass. Give it a google search.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Oh, and keep the apple.
ericlscott creator about 1 year ago
Your axing for it, tree.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 1 year ago
Holy TREEnity! One could think it takes at least an Apple laptop to cause an effect on a horse head…
coltish1 about 1 year ago
Thick morning! Thick morning alert! This one took me a few minutes, and I apologize on behalf of all us Monday Morning thickies.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
HA! Tree wants a shot!
Growing up, there was always a bottle of .whisky on the table for those who wanted to give their coffee a boost! ☺️☺️
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Not many cartoonists can draw a Kentucky Coffee Apple tree. :)
ChazNCenTex about 1 year ago
On the US Acres comic, part of Garfield – I think, the duck named Wade always called gravity ‘grabbity’.
zenyattafan about 1 year ago
When racehorses were first tested for drugs, the lab techs were puzzled by the number of urine samples that contained caffeine. No one was giving caffeine to horses because it doesn’t act as a stimulant on them. Then it occurred to someone: no, horses didn’t drink caffeinated drinks, but grooms did. And grooms didn’t like waiting around the testing barn for their horses to pee because they had chores waiting for them back at their barns. So…
InTraining about 1 year ago
Horace, this calls for you to break out a bottle of “Doctor Good”…!
Mountaingreenery about 1 year ago
You want Jim Beam, or Woodford Reserve?
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
Horace doesn’t understand the gravity of mixing coffee and bourbon.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I still say that Newton’s second greatest invention was calculus. The cat door is the best.
charles9156 about 1 year ago
Samson poking at something here beyond me
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 1 year ago
On Houyhnhnm Island their trees have brains and can ambulate like animals. They have an amical relationship. Yes, they are telepathic. No one would dare cut down an intelligent tree. You have to know which ones they are.
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator about 1 year ago
That tree and I could be good friends.