Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 17, 2023

Cosmo, you create a certain frigidity with women…..

Was his date named Vivian?(see today’s Mother Goose and Grim)

Well, that date ended in frigidity.

That was a pretty cold comment. … … But just so I understand, would you say that she didn’t have much to say? Was she cold? Or was she more stiff? Did it seem like there just wasn’t that much life in her?

I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.

Never met herbivore.

A friend set me up on a blind date. He said “She’s a lovely girl, but there’s something you should know. She’s expecting a baby”

I felt like a right idiot sitting in a bar wearing nothing but a diaper.

Had a blind date with someone from Verizon. It didn’t work out. We never connected.

Well we just had a “Braille” of a time.

I’ve dated that girl.

Shoe and Grimm both have blind date themes.

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Unfortunately, for Cosmo, he has that effect on most of his dates.

That’s about as unfunny as it gets.

LOL!

Had a few similar internet dates.

And not even flighty?