Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 07, 2023

Same planet, different generations.

Kevin is kind of right, she really should have used the first day to ease into things. Also two sides of the same coin.

I was going to say that one he will have kids of his own, but who am I kidding.

School in August? It didn’t start until the day after Labour Day when I was a kid.

Wonder how many ice cream trucks she chased this summer?

Some teachers deserve to be tortured with pranks. LOL.

I had the most boring Spanish teacher and math teacher. They had no clue with their classes and was not liked.

Both: Sometimes I wonder what I’d ever do to deserve this!

I know most schools start around the end of August now, but not AUG 7th!!

Way too early for school. Keep it real.

Miles is not sympathetic. And, given that the book is “Green Eggs and Ham,” I’m not either.

It really depends on what school you attend.

Kevin, how are you going to get your fart noise maker back?

<3 panel 2 talking with food in his mouth!

12! I want one, that will get me to at least 20, cause I’m good for 8 easy.

Miles expression in panel 3 is like, “Yes Kevin, everything is about you..” (Eye roll)

What I did last summer. Do you really wanna know, Ms. Campbell?

Are they still in 3rd grade?

That other teacher’s ponytail and mustache — haha! Amazing.

Fart noises are a classic, Kevin, but if you want to up your game, you need to include the smell. Mmmmmm, cabbage and beans….

Twelve?? Good lord. That’s Guinness territory. Kid must have independently tuned sphincters (there are two) and the anal columns as well!

Only twelve?

He wants it all and he wants it now

As a teacher, I felt Mrs. Campbell’s pain in my soul.

PPFT!!!