Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 30, 2023

More like the godfather-in-law (or outlaw).

That’s not very nice.

I wonder if it’s for the same reason the son-in-law has never told the father-in-law he’s a great father-in-law.

Love the FIL’s toupee…reminds me of I guy who I would see around the neighborhood years ago, grey hair around the back and ears, solid dark brown pompadour on top. Looked kind of like the top part of an Elvis impersonator’s wig.

Which one said: “Pull my finger” first?

And do you wonder why I’ve not told you how great a father In law you are?

Same reason!

I have the best father-in-law I could ever have gotten stuck with! ㋡

Is his last name, Focker?

My, what great nostrils you have, Father-in-law

My son and his lady have been living together for months but have not chosen to get legally married. Does that make me a father-outlaw?

“That’s correct, son — ‘cause I’d hate to lie!”

I have TWO son-in-laws … so I won’t ask …!

I miss my father-in-law – he was a pip!