Being from Ohio (Just like Mr. Crankshaft and his creator) I often wonder what happened to the glaciers that once covered 2/3 of the state thousands of years ago. Climate change maybe?
We can stop climate damage by blocking traffic and carrying signs that say, “just stop oil.” Just like Nancy Reagan stopped teen age drug abuse with “just say no…”
Ed’s mangled metaphor aside, they can always stop and by batteries almost anywhere, probably pay “somewhat” more than what they would’ve paid at “Sprawlmart,” but..
Sorry, Jff, but Ed has NOT updated his metaphors. He is speaking quite literally about water going over the bridge, in particular, the Tinkers Creek Aqueduct on the Ohio & Erie Canal near Akron. He saw this in his youth and the memory of water going over the bridge has stuck with him ever since.
billsplut 11 months ago
The last sentence is something no human ever has, nor ever will, say. MULTIPLE SMIRKS (a flash flood happens)
Pongo ol’ Boy 11 months ago
Being from Ohio (Just like Mr. Crankshaft and his creator) I often wonder what happened to the glaciers that once covered 2/3 of the state thousands of years ago. Climate change maybe?
Doctor Toon 11 months ago
Crankshaft knows what he means, even if no one else can understand him
ladykat 11 months ago
Yes, he has.
[Unnamed Reader - 68637d] 11 months ago
All my republican friends refuse to believe in it because al gore a Democrat says it’s real
rockyridge1977 11 months ago
That ole boy driving is “one brick shy of a load”.
elbow macaroni 11 months ago
Yep. Right on.
JustPlainBob 11 months ago
We can stop climate damage by blocking traffic and carrying signs that say, “just stop oil.” Just like Nancy Reagan stopped teen age drug abuse with “just say no…”
tcayer 11 months ago
They keep having to change the term to fit the facts.
French Persons Premium Member 11 months ago
Yes, the climate is always changing. That’s been going on for billions of years.
WilliamVollmer 11 months ago
Ed’s mangled metaphor aside, they can always stop and by batteries almost anywhere, probably pay “somewhat” more than what they would’ve paid at “Sprawlmart,” but..
puddleglum1066 11 months ago
Sorry, Jff, but Ed has NOT updated his metaphors. He is speaking quite literally about water going over the bridge, in particular, the Tinkers Creek Aqueduct on the Ohio & Erie Canal near Akron. He saw this in his youth and the memory of water going over the bridge has stuck with him ever since.
EXCALABUR 11 months ago
Climate change, just about as stupid as this comic strip.
Trespassers W 11 months ago
Southern California is under a tropical storm watch for the first time ever—-and it is all Hilary’s fault!!!!
gammaguy 11 months ago
“…climate damage.”
Just how old is that climate dam?
“…water over the bridge.”
I was tempted to respond with “dam it all”, but then it would be water over the dam.
bakana 11 months ago
We’ve got a lot of new Metaphors in our futures.
As cold as an Oil Baron’s heart.
With the Electric Company around, who needs enemies?
When life gives you Tsunamis, you’re going to need a Much Bigger Surfboard.
ToneeRhianRose 10 months ago
Haha! XD