Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 12, 2023

Your wit is bowling them over

And here I thought it meant making bowls. I already finished 5 of them.

I just stopped by to laugh at the shoes

“Maybe we should go on strike!”

Get your mind out of the gutter you turkey!

All they have to do is line up properly … then he’ll really be on a roll.

Never gets old … It’s like it never ends. They never seem to learn.

He keeps setting them up … and he keeps knocking them down.

They should go on strike, there’s no time to spare!

“Maybe we should split.”

The Dude Abides

He sure pinned us down this time! Hope he spares us…it’s right up his ally!

Ah crap!… a Brooklyn!

Spare me your jokes, you bullying ball.

I never liked Gutter Ball humor.

Strike!

They get knocked down, but they get up again. You’re never gonna keep them down.

Gotta find that old team bowling shirt …

“Thumb Stuckers” …!

That ball is planning a preemptive strike.

You have to have the balls to do this.

The only place where 3 strikes is a good thing.

Not for nothing, but that looks nothing like an actual bowling pin setup…

This is right up his alley!

How do we know those pins are male?

I used to bowl in a league when I was in college (I wasn’t cool anyway, so I just kind of leaned into it), and it was a lot of fun! I mean, if you ignored the women who took it way too seriously and yelled at us a lot.

This must really be a wrestling match, because someone is about to get…pinned.

“Busted down on Bourbon StreetSet up like a bowling pinKnocked down, gets to wearing thinThey just won’t let you be…”