Good one today Clay! What the alt right has been attempting to do is utterly unbelievable. I doubt even the greatest imaginations of our society who have put forth works of alternate history such as Philip Dick, Philip Roth or Turtledove could have ever imagined how utterly idiotic and diabolical the repubbas have been or how the heck such a bunch of collective imbeciles could have ever been elected in the first place. It is like a Twilight Zone where the viewer knows that society is about to down in flames along with our planet due to the actions of these alt-right maniacs. All we need is Rod Serling to pop into our vision, light up a heater and do a 4th wall with a monologue about how this incredibly unbelievable tale of greed and ignorance is in fact reality and we need to vote these jackals out of office ASAP.
If I had been on an extended mission in space, and landed here when T-Rump was “in office” (as likely on the golf course), I would simply have assumed it was the wrong planet.
They already tried the White House. There they were told the…….ahem…”leader” was on a beach somewhere in Delaware, eating ice cream and trying to figure out how many grandkids he has.
Will I offend anyone if I say that I thoroughly agree with the sentiments of the cartoon AND recognize that this is the most hackneyed, tired punchline ever? Get a joke-writer, dude!
That might explain why the SETI project has been thus far so unsuccessful. If the Ancient Aliens crew is correct, “They” have been here before and apparently decided even then that “h0m0 sapiens” would never amount to much and moved on – never to return. /s
Always look on the bright side, the idiots have finally shut up about Hilary’s e-mails.
Covering the latest arraignment, someone in the news noted ‘’..trump is here alone. No wife, child, nothing.’’ looks like all the rats have jumped ship. Sad.
Alone, except 7 lawyers, 11 secret service guys and the GrubHub guy with the big Macs. Wouldn’t that have been a hoot? Orange Blob orders takeout for the arraignment?
With the world watching this “drama”, they now know for sure, the GOP has left the building long ago, and in fact they’re all back to their home planet, URANUS!
Please note that, after a tiring day in court, earning ALL that money, that the Trump attorney then appeared on Fox and literally REAFIRMED one of the indictment charges just made by the special prosecutor in the charging document – you can’t make this stuff up – he literally quoted Trump in such a way that at least ONE of the charges was backed up in a way that the prosecution can now quote him during the trial to prove his case!
I knew that Trump had to be approaching the bottom of the barrel – lawyer-wise, but actively aiding and abetting the prosecution still seems, somehow, counterproductive…
Ironically, if Traitor Trump had contented himself with only being a career criminal (like his father, Fred), he wouldn’t be facing these indictments (with more on the way). He would have had to pay his fines for his fake charity and his fraudulent “university”, of course, but he very likely would have gotten away with the rest of his six decades worth of felonies, including but not limited to his tax fraud, wire fraud, and rapes. Consider: if he had not run for president, he would not have paid the hush money to Stormy Daniels. (Traitor Trump has no shame, of course.) He would not have ever been in a position to steal top secret classified documents to sell to our enemies. His handlers and henchmen would not have tried to set up fake electors. (Traitor Trump has always needed handlers, what with being an imbecile, and henchmen, what with being a crook.) Lastly, he would never have been in a position to incite a mob of his fellow traitors into storming the Capitol in an attempt to overthrow our democracy.
You’d think that after settling a lawsuit for blatant lying that Faux News would give them pause for putting blatant lies on air again, but then, the Murdochs make all their money from the liars. The latest is that their new bombshell testimony on Monday was all a lie. The guy didn’t say anything they’ve spent the last few days telling everyone he said under oath. Hell, Comer wasn’t even there because he was getting ready to tell Faux News their made-up story about what the guy said hoping the closed-door testimony would stay sealed forever. Dems got it released yesterday. They haven’t proven one iota of what they’ve been spewing about Hunter Biden and Ukraine and Joe Biden. Not one thing but the trolls on here will keep right on spewing that everything is out there, and Biden should be thrown in jail immediately because they’re paid to by Russia or are completely braindead Faux News watchers who still haven’t figured out that everyone on that network are paid liars as proven in the Dominion case. None of them believe the garbage they spew.
In the film “Repo Man” Tracy Walker postulated that flying saucers were really time machines. That sounds about right, FTL travel is probably about as easy to accomplish as time travel. They’re just watching, once we destroy the planet they’ll just rewind time, eliminate h0m0 sapiens and see what else evolves. As Arthur C. Clark said “Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic”.
‘I’m coming after you!’ Donald Trump issues threat on Truth Social
Donald Trump on Friday issued a threat that he will be “coming after” anyone who “goes after” him.Earlier in the day, it was reported that the former president and his allies are plotting full-on revenge attacks against his tormenters if he can find a path back to the White House. Now, Trump appears to be teasing his revenge plans online.
Coopersdad 11 months ago
I can understand why they would think that.
Flashaaway 11 months ago
Others on this planet are in complete agreement.
TampaFanatic1 11 months ago
Good one today Clay! What the alt right has been attempting to do is utterly unbelievable. I doubt even the greatest imaginations of our society who have put forth works of alternate history such as Philip Dick, Philip Roth or Turtledove could have ever imagined how utterly idiotic and diabolical the repubbas have been or how the heck such a bunch of collective imbeciles could have ever been elected in the first place. It is like a Twilight Zone where the viewer knows that society is about to down in flames along with our planet due to the actions of these alt-right maniacs. All we need is Rod Serling to pop into our vision, light up a heater and do a 4th wall with a monologue about how this incredibly unbelievable tale of greed and ignorance is in fact reality and we need to vote these jackals out of office ASAP.
shakeswilly 11 months ago
The strongest evidence there is intelligent life out in the universe is the fact that they haven’t visited us.
knutdl 11 months ago
No intelligent life here? AI and the pizza rat (OMG).
adunano367 11 months ago
If I had been on an extended mission in space, and landed here when T-Rump was “in office” (as likely on the golf course), I would simply have assumed it was the wrong planet.
Direwolf 11 months ago
When lies are all you have, lying is all you do.
DC Swamp 11 months ago
They already tried the White House. There they were told the…….ahem…”leader” was on a beach somewhere in Delaware, eating ice cream and trying to figure out how many grandkids he has.
colinmac2 11 months ago
Will I offend anyone if I say that I thoroughly agree with the sentiments of the cartoon AND recognize that this is the most hackneyed, tired punchline ever? Get a joke-writer, dude!
Al Fresco 11 months ago
No stupid comments from the Dems? Perhaps they’re in caucus looking for anyone to replace O’Biden or Kamalalala to be their nominee in 2024
Bookworm 11 months ago
That might explain why the SETI project has been thus far so unsuccessful. If the Ancient Aliens crew is correct, “They” have been here before and apparently decided even then that “h0m0 sapiens” would never amount to much and moved on – never to return. /s
rossevrymn 11 months ago
74 million, is this the legacy you want to leave behind? Dysfunction is not a pretty look.
piper_gilbert 11 months ago
The 117th United States Congress is the laughing stock of the world.
Tarzan & Redd Panda 11 months ago
Always look on the bright side, the idiots have finally shut up about Hilary’s e-mails.
Covering the latest arraignment, someone in the news noted ‘’..trump is here alone. No wife, child, nothing.’’ looks like all the rats have jumped ship. Sad.
Alone, except 7 lawyers, 11 secret service guys and the GrubHub guy with the big Macs. Wouldn’t that have been a hoot? Orange Blob orders takeout for the arraignment?
Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago
“Beam me up Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down here.”
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
With the world watching this “drama”, they now know for sure, the GOP has left the building long ago, and in fact they’re all back to their home planet, URANUS!
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Clay, you are a complete and total genius ! ☺️☺️☺️☺️
wellis1947 Premium Member 11 months ago
Please note that, after a tiring day in court, earning ALL that money, that the Trump attorney then appeared on Fox and literally REAFIRMED one of the indictment charges just made by the special prosecutor in the charging document – you can’t make this stuff up – he literally quoted Trump in such a way that at least ONE of the charges was backed up in a way that the prosecution can now quote him during the trial to prove his case!
I knew that Trump had to be approaching the bottom of the barrel – lawyer-wise, but actively aiding and abetting the prosecution still seems, somehow, counterproductive…
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
BINGO!!!!
Radish the wordsmith 11 months ago
Anti American republicans are insane.
Ally2005 11 months ago
Gork, let’s keep are “To Serve Man” cookbook and try and find another humanoid planet. This one is nuts.
CW Stevenson 11 months ago
Well said. (To you Trump followers this means I agree.)
IndyW 11 months ago
Got this toon right. With beach basement Joe Biden Barbie running things, there is no intelligence there.
Free Radical 11 months ago
Now I need to know where to get my Beach Basement Joe Biden Barbie doll! I am so excited and so is my GI Joe Biden doll /s
Godfreydaniel 11 months ago
Ironically, if Traitor Trump had contented himself with only being a career criminal (like his father, Fred), he wouldn’t be facing these indictments (with more on the way). He would have had to pay his fines for his fake charity and his fraudulent “university”, of course, but he very likely would have gotten away with the rest of his six decades worth of felonies, including but not limited to his tax fraud, wire fraud, and rapes. Consider: if he had not run for president, he would not have paid the hush money to Stormy Daniels. (Traitor Trump has no shame, of course.) He would not have ever been in a position to steal top secret classified documents to sell to our enemies. His handlers and henchmen would not have tried to set up fake electors. (Traitor Trump has always needed handlers, what with being an imbecile, and henchmen, what with being a crook.) Lastly, he would never have been in a position to incite a mob of his fellow traitors into storming the Capitol in an attempt to overthrow our democracy.
Twocat 11 months ago
what, no bumperstickers?
smartman 11 months ago
You’d think that after settling a lawsuit for blatant lying that Faux News would give them pause for putting blatant lies on air again, but then, the Murdochs make all their money from the liars. The latest is that their new bombshell testimony on Monday was all a lie. The guy didn’t say anything they’ve spent the last few days telling everyone he said under oath. Hell, Comer wasn’t even there because he was getting ready to tell Faux News their made-up story about what the guy said hoping the closed-door testimony would stay sealed forever. Dems got it released yesterday. They haven’t proven one iota of what they’ve been spewing about Hunter Biden and Ukraine and Joe Biden. Not one thing but the trolls on here will keep right on spewing that everything is out there, and Biden should be thrown in jail immediately because they’re paid to by Russia or are completely braindead Faux News watchers who still haven’t figured out that everyone on that network are paid liars as proven in the Dominion case. None of them believe the garbage they spew.
willie_mctell 11 months ago
Common theme in science fiction dating back to the Gernsback Era.
wildthing 11 months ago
In the film “Repo Man” Tracy Walker postulated that flying saucers were really time machines. That sounds about right, FTL travel is probably about as easy to accomplish as time travel. They’re just watching, once we destroy the planet they’ll just rewind time, eliminate h0m0 sapiens and see what else evolves. As Arthur C. Clark said “Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic”.
wildthing 11 months ago
Pizza rat’s an alien?
Radish the wordsmith 11 months ago
‘I’m coming after you!’ Donald Trump issues threat on Truth Social
Donald Trump on Friday issued a threat that he will be “coming after” anyone who “goes after” him.Earlier in the day, it was reported that the former president and his allies are plotting full-on revenge attacks against his tormenters if he can find a path back to the White House. Now, Trump appears to be teasing his revenge plans online.