Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 11, 2023

I’m not sure the word chronically is necessary. Some of us are just periodically uncoordinated. Or simply uncoordinated.

You should see the fork marks in my forehead!

“Missed again, darnit.”

Just call it clumsy.

They should have an automatic opening door, preferably sliding

Would you beliefs he missed it by thaaat much?

Governor – Help me in with this. Help me in with this. Help me in with this.

Hedley – Just think of your secretary.

Gonna need a bigger doorbell…

Reminds me of the old Far Side Cartoon. Center for Gifted Children and the kid is pushing on a door clearly marked ‘Pull’.

He looks like he can use all the help he can get.

Is that in Midvale?

Looks like there’s a door at the someone.

Incontinence hotline, please hold.

Yeah probably sure he wouldn’t be good at darts

Maybe he is from Pakistan and is telling the building that it is: very, very bad

Do they have group sessions? Getting together to get it together.

He’s either drunk or nearsighted.

What? Nobody? “They’re goin’ to need a bigger button!”

I’m guessing he’s never gonna get help…

I actually Laughed Out Loud! Well done!!!

Free ice cream cones for new clients.

I can put my finger on the spot behind the wall where I need to drill a hole, and put that bit into my finger.