Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 04, 2023

Hallmark should up their game

I hope the beaver is ok. He probably thought it was a wooden leg.

Priorities!

Beaver bite get-well cards are tough to keep in stock and are, in fact, a category leader.

Maybe you can find a relevant one in the sympathy section.

Apparently they also need to make get-well cards for victims of otter attacks – https://www.cbsnews.com/news/otter-attacks-3-women-inner-tubing-montana-jefferson-river-airlifted-hospital/

The thought is meaningless, son. The right get well card could have saved her, if delivered in time. You should have made your own.

Beaver lover here.

Mothers have a way of gently breaking beaver-related bad news.

Another Hallmark Moment missed.

silliness! femoral bleed no going anywhere

Rocky you are fighting that beast and must withstand silly senseless thoughts.

Sex fantasy before the big game hunt is on on on.

Proving that it’s not actually the thought that counts. Especially in emergency situations.

But Mom, I em inside a card giving rat race with either a lol lesbian Indiana or hunts ketchup rock star…

Lettuce pray!

What happened to the beaver? Did anyone catch it to test it for rabies?

With a pop up Flooding out scene of the garden of Eden? And it is prickly pickled skinned.

Go back and get a condolence card.

Sticks and stones may dam thee well, but tots and pears make a poor bandage.

Dam you, beaver!

Those beavers sure can nip.

grim

Gosh, Ma! Bleeding out, when you mean to send the best!

Does that mean I should buy her a Rest In Peace card?

Does Hallmark have RIP cards? I kinda sorta think they maybe do, probably….

Teresa, if you make this card, I promise I will buy at least 11 of them.