Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 23, 2023

He realized he now wants a Samsung flip phone instead.

like moving to a gulag? i heard it’s much better than this line

Ralph don’t just stand there and get dripped on. Move somewhere else.

By the time he gets to the front of the line it will be obsolete.

If he was as smart as his smart phone he would have ordered it on line.

Well son, have you learned anything?

Come to the dark side. I have a phone running a standard Linux distribution. You’ll love it, they only just got the camera settings to work on full automatic.

Poor Ralph being dripped on with coffee on his head.

It took him those five hours to realize what he needed to do with his life was not to stand in lines for five hours! Then he went to the Chick-Fil-A drive through for lunch.

DANG! … another line!

Not much of anything?

I can’t recall spending five hours in line for anything. Perhaps an hour, and I’m not sure about that. And certainly not to dump a huge amount of money to buy some product, nice though it might be.

Waiting and not getting what you want right away can help you make different (hopefully better) choices.

Is that still a thing?

Confusion say:

“If you wait much longer your iCloud storage will triple …!”

They must really love being overcharged for the overrated. Maybe should pick up an extra battery for mine while I’m at it.

Now THAT’S what I call sheep!

Yeah he found out he wastes too much time on the unnecessities of life.

since he can afford the new iPhone, he must have a good stash of money to blow.

Yeah, he realized the phone is smarter then him.

Not having your nose in the cell will do that!

Poor Ralph just got a drip of latté on his widdle head!

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Yeah! Why aren’t you texting, stop bothering me…

Getting ready to stand in line for the next model?

I want to know what he came up with.

And what conclusions have you reached?