Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 22, 2023

Gnomer Pyle up

Gnoming in the gloaming.

If they don’t get out of the way, they will be gnome-more.

Now we know what happened after “Gnomeo and Juliet.”

Certainly not a Laughing Gnome…..

https://www.youtubeDOTcom/watch?v=5SQdBxVjZx4

Remember to change the “DOT” to a “.”

Presumably these are real gnomes rather than plastic gnomes.

Maybe if the Wiz could get the gnomes off their diet, there’d be no need for the mower.

“I had an uncle who stood out on the lawn.”

“Gnome?”

“Sure I know ‘em. He’s my uncle.”

Told to The Count by a… friend?

I see Wiz is getting his exercise in by using a manual lawnmower…

He’s not mowing. He’s decimating the gnomes.

Oh my gosh, Wiz, what did you do to them?

Are they in Gnome Alaska?

Oh NO! The wizard was using "live Gnomes, Oh the Humanity.

…..they are alive!

Shouldn’t mow in gnome man’s land.

So, now we know what happened to the “roaming gnome”. He was irritating anyway,

Only Wiz could have gnomed that.

Acoustic lawn mower – nice

And now they all have buzzcuts.

LOL

Bent Finger’s Gnome Matter What

Get off my lawn.

Game of Gnomes

I often see little toads jumping out of the way of my oncoming lawnmower. I wonder how many I’ve unintentionally mowed down. Life is cruel.

Where Pixie Dust comes from.

They keep the elephants away.

Watch out Wizard …… you could be haunted by “GNOMES”……. ;)

He needs gnome repellent.

We ripped out our front lawn and replaced with native, drought resistant plants. The gnomes are still ther. Some are partially buried and at least on is buried head first. There is also one other those sectioned crocodilians out there. Good times. the back has a veggie garden and hothouse.

A metaphor for Israeli policy towards Gaza.