I hated being told “be yourself” by teachers etc when I was a kid. I was myself. That appeared to be the problem. Then I realised that when teachers, camp monitors etc said “be yourself” what they meant was “be like everyone else” and some even meant “be like me.”
When the teen advice columns counseled,“Just be yourself” to be popular, I thought to myself, “That’s not working out so well. Time to be someone else.”
Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then, be a unicorn. Or if you can, be Batman. Or maybe you could be the Apostle Paul. Hm. Well, be yourself: you may surprise everybody. Including yourself.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
Try being like Abe Lincoln
BasilBruce 11 months ago
Years ago, Rat made “motivational” posters, including my all-time favorite:
“YOU’VE JUST GOT TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Because Lord Knows Everybody Else Thinks You’re A Melonhead"
ronaldspence 11 months ago
You keep being you Pig!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago
What does this say about my mindset? I first interpreted Pig’s new maxim as referring to identity theft.
oldpine52 11 months ago
That would motivate an identity thief.
red_tape 11 months ago
The way i heard that was ‘be yourself. everyone else is taken.’
blunebottle 11 months ago
Yes, there are lots of people who I wish would be someone else.
Cornelius Noodleman 11 months ago
I think I’ll be Pastis.
markkahler52 11 months ago
A lot of people can do that without even thinking about it!
iggyman 11 months ago
How about “Improve Yourself”?!
orinoco womble 11 months ago
I hated being told “be yourself” by teachers etc when I was a kid. I was myself. That appeared to be the problem. Then I realised that when teachers, camp monitors etc said “be yourself” what they meant was “be like everyone else” and some even meant “be like me.”
rasputin's horoscope 11 months ago
When the teen advice columns counseled,“Just be yourself” to be popular, I thought to myself, “That’s not working out so well. Time to be someone else.”
ACK! Premium Member 11 months ago
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
mrwiskers 11 months ago
Know thyself. Priceless.
Procat Premium Member 11 months ago
Must be talking about politicians.
Doug K 11 months ago
“Don’t be you.”
prrdh 11 months ago
I’m surprised Despair, Inc. hasn’t recruited Pig. He’d be much better at demotivational posters.
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then, be a unicorn. Or if you can, be Batman. Or maybe you could be the Apostle Paul. Hm. Well, be yourself: you may surprise everybody. Including yourself.
wongo 11 months ago
“Identify” as someone else.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
I’ll try Elvis.. a-HEM … YOU AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A HOUND DOG…. never mind, I hurt my throat and my knees and my hip.
monya_43 11 months ago
The be yourself recommendation doesn’t work well if one is a rude, selfish jerk and a narcissistic liar.
Ellis97 11 months ago
Sometimes, you have to change yourself for the best, especially if you’re mean and rude to everyone. Like a certain rodent we all know and tolerate.
F-Flash 11 months ago
Be like Frank Sinatra, I gotta be me, I gotta be me.
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
“Be yourself” is really bad advice. You know why? Because we humans are evil, so saying “Be yourself” is essentially telling a person to be evil.
Better yourself. I’m trying to.
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
Rat would be someone else and use their credit cards and debit card at a few ATMs. Write a few large checks to himself, too. No wonder we all ❤️ Rat.
Ishka Bibel 11 months ago
You know the way you are? Don’t be that way.
fritzoid Premium Member 11 months ago
Be the person Mr. Rogers believes you are.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
I’ll stick to the original sign. Who wants a fake me?
KEA 11 months ago
I tried being someone else, but I was arrested for identity theft.
sarah413 Premium Member 11 months ago
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. Oscar Wilde
oish 11 months ago
Rule #1 : Be Benevolent
Rule #2 : If you can’t (or won’t) be benevolent, then at the very least, be non-malevolent.
fritzoid Premium Member 11 months ago
“There’s only on rule that I know of, babies. God d@mn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
- Kurt VonnegutWCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
So much truth here.
John Jorgensen 11 months ago
Do you want to be somebody else? Are you sick of feeling so left out? Are you desperate to find something more before your life is over?
Bonus points if you’re picturing Conan O’Brien and the hunky newcomer dreamily staring at each other.
Tom Toro creator 11 months ago
Most motivational advice translates to “Be more like me.”
zeexenon 11 months ago
In the ’80s someone put up “Loose Lips Sink Ships.” It was Bell Telephone Laboratories near our DOD work District.
B UTTONS 11 months ago
in small print
except Elon or elite 0.001%, Donald or any politician, Putin or any other despot.
happyainthappy 11 months ago
Being someone else is g ood advice for Rat
jimboklein 11 months ago
Always be yourself
Unless you can be Batman
In that case
Be BATMAN!
AndrewSihler 11 months ago
OK, but as has been pointed out, the problem with “being someone else” is that the job is already taken.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
He gave Rat the first ‘Be someone else’ poster.
Sisyphos 11 months ago
I am not so much inspired as bemused by Pig….