Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 04, 2023

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    Jml58  over 1 year ago

    Put your nose to it.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The day you were born was labor day for your mother.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good one

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Ernie’s very sharp. His birth stone must be a whetstone.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Most people were born on Labor Day.

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    InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago

    well Frankie, it’s better than a tombstone…!

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Very old poem. [Author unknown. Many variations over the decades. Dad ordered this one from the Buzza Co. of Minneapolis, MN over 90 years ago. It arrived framed and hung by his chair for years. It now decorates the wall next to my desk]

    Your nose is close to the grindstone rough

    And you hold it down there long enough

    In time you will say there is no such thing

    As brooks that babble and birds that sing.

    These three all the world will compose,

    Just you and the grindstone

    and your darned old nose

    Kinda sounds like a longer Burma Shave sign, but it’s still true enough.

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    dbrucepm  over 1 year ago

    and you are just a number to Mega Corp, a replaceable cog in the giant machine

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    locake  over 1 year ago

    The most common birth date in the U.S. is September 9th. I have 2 relatives born that day and 2 relatives born on Sept. 8th.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    With each new month, you never know what jewel get.

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    Mr. Impatient  over 1 year ago

    It’s better than a Kidney stone.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I was born on Sept 6. When I was young, my mom told me I was born on Labor Day, the actual holiday. I believed her until I was much older and used computers that could show me the calendar for any year and month. She fibbed ;-)

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Overworked, underpaid, underloved, but employed old guy, lucky…

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    Depending on the color, gem quality grindstone (corundum) is ruby or sapphire.

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