Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 20, 2023

Is this what is known as crappy humor?

I need all my old toothbrushes. Is it ok to use a new one?

Ding dong, Avon calling!

If I were to read that in a book, I would have that same expression.

Twinkies do a nice job as well.

I’ll take your word for it.

Unfortunately, I’ll stop at nothing.

At bottom, it’s hard to top that.

You’ll just have to keep on pushing.

Just give it a go, now.

I like reading the comics while I eat breakfast.

No wonder she’s frowning.

Now we’re going to insert this 1-inch garden hose into your right eye, so you might experience some discomfort

Hugh (not you) went back to Sheen, albeit briefly.

Wine and coffee as loosening agents are covered in another book entirely.

Not only Ding Dongs, there’s HOHO’s, Popcorn Balls, and Chunkies,

OH MY!

I’ll take your word for it

I had a grandfather who at times accompanied his kids to the soda fountain (this was during the Depression). Grandma would get all embarrassed and huffy when Grandpa would order a chocolate soda for himself and the kids, by ordering a “high colonic.”

TMI.

If that book is required reading for this class, I might have to drop it and sign up for topics in large animal veterinary science.

Ah, a perfect Sunday comic for the lame and anally fixated. Mass at eleven!

“Give him a high colonic and send him on a ten mile hike.”

M*A*S*H – Chief Surgeon Who? 1972

https://tinyurl.Com/yksz4wnd

Is this being too colonic:

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Oddly, this seems like something one should know. One hopes to not ever need this knowledge, but now one is prepared, even though it is extremely alarming. One is going out for a Big Mac and fries.

I find this very moving.

I’m sure there’s another way

Wonder how she knew that?

a real page-turner.

…is a ding dong the same as a ding-a-ling?…

…not just any ding dong…

…but King Kong’s ding dong…

…ding dong the witch is dead…

…Which old witch?…

…The wicked witch…

…ding dong!…

…land shark…

…the Hostess Ding Dong might not reach the colon…

…but it’s creamy filling will…

…the book reading lady may not be a ding dong…

…but she plays one on Tv…

Bob’s daily job. His Practice was viewed by Drs. as Stimulating.

Sad to have to remark that Hubert is not now and will never be on my reading list. (For that matter, probably no other colonic-themed works, either.)

Besides, his advisory is probably faulty science, anyway: I suspect there are many things more clog-causing than Ding Dongs. I myself have not researched this topic, nor am I inclined to do so, but more intrepid experimenters might want to try eating whole extra-large “family size” pizzas, or a variety of other mostly synthesized “dessert treats,” including but not limited to frozen donuts, various packaged cheesecakes, or (worst of all?) certain kinds of “trail mix” of unspecified ingredients.

Sometimes, Dear Reader, you should not believe all that you read….