Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 02, 2023

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    That’s bad luck. She usually flies business class.

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Don’t p‍iss off Durga

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    At least it wasn’t Ganesha.

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    She’s being good: Keeping (two of) her arms in her lap…

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    She flies coach?

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    nyrB Premium Member over 1 year ago

    not as bad as sitting next to some fat bloke who’s taking up half your seat

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    phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just don’t start gazing at her navel.

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    Don’t you just hate when that happens?

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 1 year ago

    I thought she was blue.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She is a master at multi-tasking.

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    Can I hire her the next time I have to assemble something from IKEA?

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Six hands to hold a magazine?

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    patiodragon  over 1 year ago

    Now I have become death, destroyer of armrests.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Multi, multi-tasking. Really calmly.

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    ElwoodP  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if they are flying on Garuda Airlines?

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    halvincobbes Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Shiva identifies as male

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    unfair.de  over 1 year ago

    HA! No man-spreading for you this time!

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    DM2860  over 1 year ago

    Durga, goddess of protection, is a lot better than sitting next to Kali, goddess of endings.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Which would be so very Cool….

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    Webby_dog  over 1 year ago

    Could of been Medusa….turned to stone(ELO).

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hey, at least you’re not sitting next to one of their “monkey” deities – you know what they do when they need to potty…

    …and, on a lighter note, won’t “church” be fun if Vivek Ramaswamy gets elected – he IS a Hindu, and we’ll have whole new religious vistas to explore if he gets to the White House…

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    sdjamieson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I wonder how much she pays for a manicure. Wait. She’s a goddess, probably no charge.

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    wildlandwaters  over 1 year ago

    …comes in handy when multi-tasking!

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Another reason why we don’t fly commercial. Ordered upgrade from 2 blade to 3 blade propellors this last June. Expected delivery before Halloween. Better performance, quieter on the taxi way and in flight, Synchronization easier to reach and maintain. Prop overhaul time increased from 1500 to 2000 hours. Reversible, will decrease landing roll and wear and tear on brakes. Able to sit right seat on a demo plane at Oshkosh. Aftermarket for that plane is great. An airplane is a fire in the sky that burns your money and not just in fuel and landing and parking/hangar fees.

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    4892624  over 1 year ago

    Be nice to her and maybe your karma will improve

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    Hey, some Hindu myth characters have 18 arms.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 1 year ago

    Person in middle seat is supposed to get both armrests, the aisle and window seats only get one.

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    chriscc63  over 1 year ago

    who just has to use the arm rest.

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