Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 01, 2023

What were you thinking?

“I’d like an order of bottomless fries.”

He should just look at getting some mammary expansion.

What man goes to a topless bar to look at his laptop?

She nipped that in the bud.

What a sucker!

He should have kept abreast of where he was at.

She just wanted to bust his bubble.

I think I have milked this one dry.

No doubt, he’s looking at porn.

Eyes up!

I think he wins the booby prize.

So they serves milk in this bar eh.

maybe he is using a tablet

I thought it was ok as long as I was downloading porn.

Gotta go old school: pen and PoseTit notes.

There’s no word in French for lap or laptop…

I don’t understand how Yogi Bear got into those positions without getting a Boo Boo.

If it’s a laptopless bar, why are the servers clothestopless?

What a boob!

He just could not CTRL himself. He saw other men ENTER and decided to INSERT himself into the crowd. He ran up a TAB and tried to SHIFT the bill to another customer. When that failed, he paid the bill to DELETE the debt and headed HOME. The END.

Topless bar. I wish there were two of those near me.

The expression on the guy in the green shirt is comical

Does that include cellphones too?

Watch for the lap pole to rise.

I think that’s a rule at Hoooters.

" I’d like to order a rack of lamb, hold the lamb."

Too bad it’s not a butt-crackless bar.

Why pay the higher prices if your going to look at your computer?…..

The guy on the right must be on his sixth beer…look at his face!

If you really want to get a dancers attention just fall asleep on them….

I came off a mid shift one Friday morning and couldn’t get to sleep so I headed over to my favorite “gentleman’s club” just to waste some time till I got tired enough. I bought a beer and sat down at a table. I vaguely recall drinking some of the beer, and the next thing I knew I was waking up to a small crowd of dancers standing around me. Seems they thought it odd that I could sleep thru the show… I took the hint and headed home to get some real sleep 8^)

It’s a topless sports bar, so there are lots of boob tubes around.

The new Richard Feynman

A while ago I passed a motorcycle dealership with a big sign:

TOPLESS WAITRESSES

FREE BEER

FALSE ADVERTISING